Bloodthirsty Liberal

I mean they’re obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

If you’re as old as I am, and didn’t fry your brain on drugs as I didn’t, you may remember Steve Martin’s “Grandmother’s Song”:

Be courteous, kind, and forgiving
Be gentle and peaceful each day
Be warm and human and grateful
And have a good thing to say
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and love all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant

Be sure to stop at stop signs
And drive fifty-five miles an hour
Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth
And when you get home get a master’s degree in geology

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don’t know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

(Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot
(Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot
(Everyone) Put a live chicken in your underwear
Go into a closet and suck eggs

Vintage Steve Martin. Not King Tut, but not bad.

The Arabs are a few decades late and a little absurdity short:

PA TV teaches kids: Christians and Jews are inferior, cowardly and despised

Christians and Jews said to be “enemies of destiny”
Violence also glorified

A young Palestinian girl was asked to recite a poem during a PA TV children’s program.

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PA TV host: “You are going to recite a poem, which also teaches us responsibility and belonging.”

Girl: “… The occupier stole my land and my grandfathers’ land…
Where is your sword, Khaled (Arab warrior)?
Where is your courage, Saladin (Muslim conqueror)?
But no one answered me.
Where is my weapon? I found it – a stone. I took it and threw it at the enemies of destiny. I taught the world that the Muslim in the name of Allah cannot be defeated…
They challenge us with the White House, and we challenge them with the [Islamic] awakening and the Kaaba [in Mecca]. They aren’t stronger than Khosrau and Caesar (rulers of Persian and Byzantine Empires).
They [Christians and Jews] are inferior and smaller, more cowardly and despised. They are remnants of the [Christian] crusaders and Khaibar (i.e., Jewish village destroyed by Muslims in 629)…
Oh Muslims of the world: Awaken, you have slept too long.
Your fathers and your sons are being massacred, your Al-Aqsa [Mosque] is defiled and destroyed.”

Host: “Bravo! Applause for our friend Lara.”

Yes, brava Lara. May you live long enough to avoid an honor killing for dishonoring your parents by wearing lipstick or whatever. You’ve served your purpose.

The European Spew-nion redefines inalienable rights:

Statement by the Spokesperson of High Representative Catherine Ashton on the case of Bassem Tamimi

The spokesperson of Catherine Ashton, High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy and Vice President of the Commission, issued the following statement today:

“The High Representative is very concerned by the conviction of Bassem Tamimi in an Israeli military court on 20 May 2012 on charges of taking part in illegal demonstrations and of soliciting protesters to throw stones.

The EU considers Bassem Tamimi to be a ‘human rights defender’ committed to non-violent protest against the expansion of an Israeli settlement on lands belonging to his West Bank village of Nabi Saleh. The EU attended all court hearings in his case and is concerned at the use of evidence based on the testimony of a minor who was interrogated in violation of his rights.

The EU believes that everyone should be able to exercise their legitimate right to protest in a non-violent manner.”

“Non-violent” thusly:

Note rear-facing car seat.

Alas, the late Asher and Yonatan Palmer could not be reached for comment:

But they look like reasonable people. I’m sure they would understand the High Representative (what she was high on has yet to be revealed):

PS: Let me leave you with a smile!

What more do you need to know?

Following are excerpts from an interview with ‘Imad Mughniya, grandson of slain Hizbullah operations mastermind ‘Imad Mughniya, which aired on Al-Manar TV on February 16, 2012:

Interviewer: Leaders do not die because their path lives on forever. With us in the studio is little ‘Imad Mughniya, grandson of the martyr ‘Imad. Good morning, ‘Imad. How are you?

Grandmother: Say: “Good morning.”

‘Imad Mughniya: Good morning.

Interviewer: Good morning. Don’t play with the microphone, ‘Imad. What would you like to say to your grandpa, ‘Imad?

‘Imad Mughniya: I love you.

Interviewer: What’s your name?

‘Imad Mughniya: ‘Imad Mughniya.

Interviewer: Who are you named after?

‘Imad Mughniya: After grandpa.

Interviewer: What are you wearing, ‘Imad?

‘Imad Mughniya: Military fatigues.

Interviewer: What do you want to be when you grow up? What do you want to be when you grow up?

Family members: He will be in the resistance.

‘Imad Mughniya: I will be in the resistance.

Interviewer: Like who?

Father: Say: “like grandpa.”

‘Imad Mughniya: Like grandpa.

Grandmother: Whose gun is this?

‘Imad Mughniya: Grandpa’s.

Grandmother: That’s right. Who wants to hold the gun?

Interviewer: Hajj ‘Imad entrusted little ‘Imad with this.

Grandmother: Little ‘Imad is taking the big gun. Go on.

[Lets 'Imad Mughniya play with the gun]

Interviewer: That is what Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah said, [Mughniya] left behind thousands upon thousands of soldiers… We would like to think little ‘Imad.

Grandmother: Clever little ‘Imad is now going to mama.

Wave bye-bye, little ‘Imad! Uncle Samir is waving!

But stay away from Uncle Hassan. We don’t want you to have anything to do with him.

We’re shocked – shocked I tell you – that kids are being recruited as suicide terrorists in Afghanistan.

Two children have been rearrested in southern Afghanistan for being prospective suicide bombers, the International Security Assistance Force said.

The two “young male” would-be bombers were detained in the past week, the ISAF said in a written statement.

The two kids, both ten years old, were arrested along with three adults, according to the Afghanistan National Directorate of Security (NDS).

Our military is SHOCKED. How is this possible, they wonder? They condemn it in the strongest possible terms, with lots of Frank’s Red Hot Sauce.

So, how come we had years of young Palestinian suicide terrorists and it wasn’t a big deal? We weren’t SHOCKED. It can only mean one thing: The life of a Palestinian boy is worth less than the life of an Afghan boy. Same child abuse. Why wasn’t there an outcry then?

- Aggie

It’s one of the oldest blood libels known, that Jews drain the blood from Arab babies to put in their matzohs, but it’s still got a lot of life in it. (You can use margarine instead, but it’s not the same.)

Trouble is, it’s not the Jews and it’s not matzohs:

Die, you goyishe cracker!

“Our children are our glory and honor,
they were created to be fertilizer for the land of Palestine,
and for our pure land to be saturated with their blood.”

Earlier this month, a PA-Fatah celebration in Ramallah featured a performance with the same message. In front of senior PA leaders, including Prime Minister Salam Fayyad, young children and youth performed a song that included the following words:

“My pure land, I shall saturate you with my blood…
redeem you with my life.”

That may explain why the place was a sterile wasteland until the Jews arrived and made the desert bloom. Water, not blood; that’s the ticket. Ask any farmer.

But while I might wish they were being metaphorical, the evidence speaks otherwise:

One PA TV music video broadcast hundreds of times from 2001 to 2004, showed a young boy falling dead on the ground to the words: “How sweet is Shahada (Martyrdom), when I am embraced by you, my land!”

As a result, children presented death for kids as “sweet” in TV interviews. In 2002, at the height of the terror campaign, an 11-year-old Palestinian girl said on PA TV: “Of course Shahada is sweet. We don’t want this world, we want the Afterlife.”

Before they learn to keep their rooms clean, you want them fertilizing the land with their blood? I don’t want to sound judgmental or anything, but isn’t that, well, sick?

The UN is shocked—shocked—to learn that antisemitism is going on among the Arabs:

Letter from the office of UNESCO’s Director-General:

“UNESCO is shocked and dismayed by the content of the February issue, and has requested more detailed information and clarification from the editors of the magazine and to Palestinian Authority. UNESCO strongly deplores and condemns the reproduction of such inflammatory statements in a magazine associated with UNESCO’s name and mission and will not provide any further support to the publication in question.”

Aw, come on, fellas. It was an honest mistake:

“One hot day, I was very tired after a hard day… and suddenly I saw four white doors in front of me. I opened them in no particular order.

I opened the first door and saw a beautiful place full of flowers. I was surprised to see a man there. I asked him, ‘Who are you?’

He said, ‘I am Al-Khwarizmi.’ [Ninth century Persian mathematician who lived in Baghdad, known for his contribution to the development of algebra.]

I said: ‘You’re the one who invented mathematics and arithmetic?’

…

The day will come when the Arabs will return to their glory. And you – you have a great duty, which is to take an interest in the Islamic sciences and to protect them from being forgotten.’

I said, ‘I promise,’ and left the door.

I turned to the next door; there Hitler awaited me. I said, ‘You’re the one who killed the Jews?’

He [Hitler] said: ‘Yes. I killed them so you would all know that they are a nation which spreads destruction all over the world. And what I ask of you is to be resilient and patient, concerning the suffering that Palestine is experiencing at their hands.’

I said [to Hitler]: ‘Thanks for the advice.’

Then I turned to the third door, and met Naguib Mahfouz [Nobel Prize- winning Egyptian author], who was the one who knew best the value of time and how to use it.

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At the fourth door I meet Saladin Al-Ayoubi [Muslim leader who defeated the Christian crusaders and conquered Jerusalem in the twelfth century]. He said: ‘I am Saladin.’

I said: ‘You were the one who liberated Jerusalem and Al-Aqsa [Mosque].’ He answered: ‘Yes.’

I said: ‘Return, oh Saladin, for Jerusalem and Palestine cry out and no one answers.’

He [Saladin] said: ‘I know, but every time has its men, and the right man to liberate Jerusalem is still to come.’

And before I could finish my dream, the alarm clock rang and I woke up. It was seven in
the morning, and I needed to go to school early, because I had promised Naguib Mahfouz that I would use time well.”

[Zayzafuna, February 2011]

To the Arabs, Hitler is right up there with Saladin, a Nobel Prize winner (however degraded that honor is), and the inventor of algebra. Sounds about right—to them.

Oh, and did you catch the publication date? That UN-funded, Jew-hating wet dream was published almost a year ago, and the turds at UNESCO had to be told about it (unless, of course, they knew all along).

And how do you think the teenage girl who wrote this learned of Hitler’s “advice”? The same place she learned of Saladin, Mafouz, and Al-Khwarizmi: at school. She was taught.

By her family/teachers/society/all of the above.

When the Arabs of Judea, Samaria, or Gaza successfully butcher a Jew, they had out candy.

Don’t feel slighted. They did it on 9/11, too.

Anyhow, if they have all that candy ready at a moment’s notice, why did this happen?

On Tuesday, 18 October 2011, 20 Palestinians, including 6 children and 3 women, were injured due to shooting in celebration of the release of Palestinian prisoners. These incidents constitute a form of misuse of weapons and assaults on the rule of law prevailing in the Occupied Palestinian civilians.

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11 Palestinians, including 4 children and two women, were admitted into Shifa Hospital as they were injured by bullets and shrapnel during celebrations of the release of prisoners:

1) ‘Awni Zuhair Salah, 24, from al-Boreij refugee camp in the central Gaza Strip, seriously injured by a bullet to the head;
2) ‘Alaa’ Abu Salem, 14, injured by shrapnel to the left shoulder;
3) Hilal Samara, 24, injured by shrapnel to the hands;
4) ‘Abdul Rahman Sa’id Silmi, 28, injured by shrapnel to the right shoulder;
5) Sahar Mohammed ‘Amara, 41, injured by shrapnel to the right shoulder;
6) Saifuallah Fares Salama, 5, injured by shrapnel to the thigh;
7) Mohammed Khalifa, 24, injured by shrapnel to the right hand;
Shahd Nahidh Abu al-Kas, 7, injured by a bullet to the neck;
9) Karam Mahmoud Hammouda, 19, injured by shrapnel to the right hand;
10) Einas Ahmed Shahin, 23, injured by shrapnel to the shoulder; and
11) Rimas Hassan al-Jadba, 2, injured by shrapnel to the hand.

In Jabalya refugee camp in the northern Gaza Strip, 3 Palestinians, including a child, were injured due to shooting in celebration of the release of prisoners:

1) Nader Hassan Abu Khousa, 24, seriously injured by a bullet to the neck;
2) ‘Ata Mohammed Khalil, 28, injured by a bullet to the right thigh; and
3) Du’a’ Wa’el Enmash, 2, injured by a bullet to the right foot.

In the southern Gaza Strip town of Rafah, 6 Palestinians, including a child and a woman, were injured due to shooting in celebration of the release of prisoners:

1) Ibrahim ‘Awad Qishta, 21, injured by a bullet to the right shoulder;
2) Ghadeer Suleiman al-Nahhal, 17, injured by a bullet to the face;
3) Mohammed Mohammed Salha, 21, injured by a bullet to the left leg;
4) Tariq Ibrahim al-Masri, 34, injured by a bullet to the left leg;
5) Rasga Sameer Kabaja, 27, injured by a bullet to the head; and
6) Khaled Hamdan al-Buhdari, 33, injured by a bullet to the back, and was transferred to Shifa Hospital in Gaza City for additional medical treatment.

Which would you rather have, a bullet in the face or a Snickers bar? That’s what I’m saying. It’s not like they seem overly concerned with their children’s health, dental or otherwise.

PS: That out-of-place emoticon is what you get when you place a close-parenthesis with an 8. But it’s such a hoot, I had to leave it.

PPS: I wish they’d stop referring to Gaza as “Occupied”. There hasn’t been a Jew in Gaza for five or six years now.

Oh yeah, Israel needs to give up land. Lots of it, and quick:

Palestinian Authority TV broadcast a news story about the trial and symbolic hanging of Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu, which took place during an event organized by Fatah for the youth of the village Kafar Qaddum in the West Bank. The symbolic trial tried and convicted Netanyahu of “war crimes against humanity” and sentenced him to death by hanging.

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PA TV reporter: “With these brief and concise words, the children of Kafar Qaddum commenced the trial of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu – the symbolic trial which convicted him of carrying out war crimes against humanity in the Palestinian territories, confiscation and theft of land and building settlements on it – as a symbolic image of the end of the occupation…
Thus the people and children of Kafar Qaddum managed to judge Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, after convicting him of carrying out war crimes against humanity, and to sentence him to death by hanging, meaning that the occupation is going to end, sooner or later.”

They don’t look like children, but whether they are or not, the Arabs have more in common with the KKK than they do with the NAACP.

President Obama just told the assembled goons at the UN that “peace is hard”.

So are rocks:

Arabs threw rocks Wednesday at an Israeli car between Migdalim and Tapuach Junction in Samaria. A 20 month old girl was injured in the face.

The baby girl received treatment from Samaria Regional Authority medics and evacuated to a hospital. The Authority Head Gershon Mesika said: “The ‘men of peace’ of the Palestinian murder authority provide yet more proof, to those who still need it, as to just whom we are facing. We face low life terrorists who try to murder babies.”

“They hold an olive twig in their mouths and murder weapons in their hands. To these barbarian terrorists they want to give a state. The Nation of Israel is strong, the government needs to learn from it and be strengthened by its spirit – no to folding and surrendering, yes to construction and stamping out terrorism.”

Is that gentleman free to travel to New York? He should speak at the UN.

What could I possibly add to this?

28 July 2011

Statement by UNRWA Spokesman, Chris Gunness

At ten minutes past midnight last night, ten men attacked and vandalised the Summer Games facility in north-west Gaza where later today UNRWA will attempt a world record for the largest number of children flying kites.

The attackers damaged a large billboard, burnt a UN flag and torched part of the stage. None of the UN security personnel at the venue were harmed.

We condemn this attack, which is an attack on the children of Gaza as much as on the United Nations. We call on the authorities in Gaza to investigate and bring those responsible to account. We will repair and rebuild the damaged infrastructure and go ahead with the event as planned today.

My first thought—because I am a cold-blooded psychopath—was to blame Hamass goons. Kite flying is frivolous when you could be reading the Koran or hanging suspected Israeli moles. They hate—hate—the very thought of kids having [shudder] fun.

But if you read further, you’ll find another suspect:

This week 15,000 children attending UNRWA Summer Games intend to crown a golden season of three Guinness World Records by smashing a fourth, for the largest number of people flying kites, currently held by China. The event will take place at El-Waha (North) at 1800 on Thursday 28 July.

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On 16 April, the Kite Association of Weifang Binhai Economic Technological Development Area in Weifang City, Shandong Province, China broke the record set last year by the children of Gaza during Summer Games, by flying simultaneously, 10,465 kites. Not to be done down, the children of Gaza have bounced back by announcing that they intend to outdo that record by more than 4,500 kites.

Atta boys and girls! Dream big. Don’t let 1.3 billion people scare you. Even if the matchbook left behind at the scene of the crime came from the Golden Dragon restaurant.

But seriously, Chris? What’s with this?

“The stage is set for another dramatic piece of world record mega-theatre,” said Chris Gunness, UNRWA spokesman, “and it will be nothing short of miraculous to achieve this under the punishing, illegal blockade. Three-quarters of a million children are being collectively punished and there must be transparency and accountability to end this affront to our humanity. The kites will provide another iconic reminder of the beauty and potential of these children, despite the injustices they face.”

I went to a UNRWA kite-flying demonstration and a Nuremberg rally broke out. And we’re picking up the bill, Mr. and Mrs. America.

Now, that would be appropriate.

This, uh-uh:

A Palestinian Authority summer camp for children divided its campers into three groups named after the terrorists Dalal Mughrabi, Salah Khalaf and Abu Ali Mustafa.

Dalal Mughrabi in 1978 led the most lethal terror attack in Israel’s history, in which 37 civilians were killed, 12 of them children.

Salah Khalaf (Abu Iyad) was the head of the Black September terror group. He planned many terror attacks including the murder of two American diplomats, as well as the murder of 11 Israeli athletes in the Munich Olympics in 1972.

Abu Ali Mustafa, General Secretary of the terror organization Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP). He planned numerous terror attacks against Israeli civilians during the Palestinian terror campaign (“the Intifada”).

A fourth group was named after Yasser Arafat.

The summer camp was held under the auspices of PA Prime Minister Salam Fayyad, who visited the camp to participate in the closing ceremonies, which he also sponsored.

Imagine summer camps named after Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson, and Susan Smith. We don’t do that sort of thing. No one does that sort of thing. No one civilized, that is.

But the representative Palestinian government does. The government Obama wants Israel to surrender to. Maybe the Palestinians ate paint as children, but Obama’s supposed to have an IQ north of Stephen Hawking’s. How come he’s such an imbecile?

We strongly condemn acts like these

Military Police are holding a criminal investigation against a soldier suspected of recording Palestinians in humiliating situations, Ynet learned Monday.

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Two video recordings were also found on the soldier’s phone, she claims, which were recorded last year. In one of the videos “Palestinian children are seen raising their hands and placing them on their heads at someone’s orders”.

We don’t usually do this, but so outraged are we by this atrocity, we’re going to post some images of similarly exploited Palestinian children. Reader discretion is advised.

“I want to be a dentist!”

We trust you will agree that the graphic representation of degradation of Palestinian children was of value as news. We apologize for any upset or discomfort we may have caused.