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Why is This Man Smiling?

Do you have to ask?

What other men pay good money for, he gets for free:

Bill Clinton has really whore’d himself out this time — surrounding himself with real prostitutes.

Slick Willie probably had no clue … but the women Bill posed with at an L.A. charity event Thursday night are two star hookers at the famed Nevada Bunny Ranch brothel.

The brunette goes by Ava Adora and the blonde goes by Barbie Girl. According to her bio on the BR website, the blonde is very flexible and specializes in de-virginizing. The brunette “knows how to please a variety of both men and women.”

We have no idea how they got in to the star-studded Unite4Humanity charity gala — which honored Clinton along with several other philanthropic celebs like Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese — but we can take a wild guess why they showed.

Bubba’s really on a roll — back in 2012, he got cozy with a couple porn stars at a gala in Monaco.

God we hope Hillary wins.

Porn stars? Really?

Really:


I loved your work in You’ve Got Male.

It’s easy to pick on Bill Clinton. Who else gets caught mugging for the camera with lovely women?

Well, there’s that.

And that.

Okay! Okay! We get it!

Enough!

Stop!

I’m done. (Ewwww.)

PS: JFK?

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Who Was President in 1993?

Because whoever he or she was, they got some ‘splainin’ to do:

In a revelation missing from the official investigations of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, the FBI placed a human source in direct contact with Osama bin Laden in 1993 and ascertained that the al Qaeda leader was looking to finance terrorist attacks in the United States, according to court testimony in a little-noticed employment dispute case.

The information the FBI gleaned back then was so specific that it helped thwart a terrorist plot against a Masonic lodge in Los Angeles, the court records reviewed by The Washington Times show.

“It was the only source I know in the bureau where we had a source right in al Qaeda, directly involved,” Edward J. Curran, a former top official in the FBI’s Los Angeles office, told the court in support of a discrimination lawsuit filed against the bureau by his former agent Bassem Youssef.

Mr. Curran gave the testimony in 2010 to an essentially empty courtroom, and thus it escaped notice from the media or terrorism specialists. The Times was recently alerted to the existence of the testimony while working on a broader report about al Qaeda’s origins.

Members of the Sept. 11 commission, congressional intelligence committees and terrorism analysts told The Times they are floored that the information is just now emerging publicly and that it raises questions about what else Americans might not have been told about the origins of al Qaeda and its early interest in attacking the United States.

“I think it raises a lot of questions about why that information didn’t become public and why the 9/11 Commission or the congressional intelligence committees weren’t told about it,” said former Rep. Peter Hoekstra, Michigan Republican, who chaired the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence from 2004 through 2007 when lawmakers dealt with the fallout from the 9/11 Commission’s official report.

“I do not recall the FBI advising us of a direct contact with Osama bin Laden,” Mr. [Lee] Hamilton told The Times in a recent interview.

Like Mr. Hamilton, Mr. Zelikow said he does not recall ever being told by the FBI about the 1993 source and that Mr. Curran’s disclosure appeared to involve “valuable intelligence gathered in 1993 and 1994.”

Okay, we get that the FBI kept mum on bin Laden’s US terrorist aspirations.

But why?

The 9/11 Commission report broadly outlines how, during the early 1990s, bin Laden was seeking to expand al Qaeda globally — an effort that included “building alliances extended into the United States,” and that “the Blind Sheikh, whom Bin Laden admired, was also in the network.”

But the report downplays the notion that bin Laden was actively plotting or seeking to finance any specific attacks inside the United States as far back as 1993 — two pieces of information that, according to Mr. Curran’s testimony and contemporaneous documents, the FBI’s Los Angeles field office corroborated at the time.

It’s one thing to keep the information to yourself at the time: you don’t want to blab to everybody that you have a confidential source placed next to Public Enemy No. 1. But the 9/11 Commission didn’t start its work until ten years later. Wouldn’t bin Laden’s interest in terrorism on US soil (or air) have been relevant to the story?

Whom were they trying to protect? If we could just get to the bottom of who was President of the United States in 1993—who it was who had the future murderer of nearly three thousand Americans in the palm of one hand, and his schlong in the palm of the other—I think we’d be on to something. Any help?

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Oval Orifice

Today, for the first (and only) time in my adult life, I am proud of Miley Cyrus:

The 21-year-old was having a good time as she showed off her X-rated moves during the first show to kick off her Bangerz Tour on Friday.

Miley’s most shocking move was when she performed a racy song-and-dance with the Clinton impersonator during her Party In The USA finale number.

Impersonator? Says who? You wouldn’t have to ask him twice. I don’t know if the girl has her finger on the pulse of the nation, but she’s got her fingers somewhere.

Then there’s this caption for a picture I just can’t bring myself to share:
“The Stetson-wearing singer twerked with a drawf dressed up as the American Liberty Bell.”

These temperamental artists can’t leave well enough alone.

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Against the Family

Today, for the first time in my adult life, I am proud of Hillary Clinton:

Aides on Hillary Clinton’s 2008 presidential campaign kept a detailed list of party colleagues who staffers believed had betrayed her during the long and bitter primary battle with President Obama, a new book reveals.

The list included rankings, with those who were considered the most egregious traitors by Clinton loyalists receiving the worst possible score of 7 on a point scale.

Then-Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.), who would ultimately succeed Clinton as Secretary of State in the Obama administration, was among those receiving the blackest of black marks, according to the book HRC: State Secrets and the Rebirth of Hillary Clinton by The Hill’s Amie Parnes and Politico’s Jonathan Allen.

So too was Kerry’s Senate colleague from Massachusetts, Edward Kennedy, who died in 2009. Also on the political hit-list were Sens. Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.), Bob Casey (D-Pa.) and Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) as well as Reps. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), Rob Andrews (D-N.J.) and Baron Hill (D-Ind).

The book makes clear the depth of the wounds inflicted during the primary struggle.

“Years later,” Parnes and Allen write, Clinton aides “would joke about the fates of folks who they felt had betrayed them. ‘Bill Richardson: investigated; John Edwards: disgraced by scandal; Chris Dodd: stepped down,’ one said to another. ‘Ted Kennedy,’ the aide continued, lowering his voice to a whisper for the punch line, ‘dead.’”

Can’t argue with that. Ted Kennedy is still dead, and Barack Obama still isn’t “getting him coffee”.

But why a seven-point scale? What else uses seven points? I see Denmark uses seven different grades in its education system, but except for Danish porn, why would the Clintons know or care?

Given the unfortunate outcomes of the other rats, this concern is understandable:

The ill-feeling between Hillary Clinton and Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.) was at one point so intense that the Missouri Democrat told a friend that she was scared of getting stuck alone with the former first lady.

“I really don’t want to be in an elevator alone with her,” McCaskill told the friend, according to the forthcoming book HRC: State Secrets and the Rebirth of Hillary Clinton by The Hill’s Amie Parnes and Politico’s Jonathan Allen.

The deep tension between Clinton and McCaskill first formed after McCaskill made remarks on NBC’s “Meet the Press” that struck raw nerves for both Hillary and President Clinton.

In 2006, McCaskill was debating then-Sen. Jim Talent (R-Mo.) on the Sunday morning political show. The two were in the midst of a campaign that McCaskill ultimately won, and the Clintons had given her strong backing.

But when the subject of Bill Clinton came up, McCaskill said, “He’s been a great leader but I don’t want my daughter near him.”

You think that’s a little paranoid? Just remember Vince Foster and Juanita Broderick, and you’d wear kevlar and a chastity belt when near this pair.

I hope Chris Christie gets what he deserves, no more, no less. I hope the same for Hillary.

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Does Obama Want an Intifada?

He’s got one.

The ship of state is in full mutiny:

Congressional Democrats are upping the pressure on President Barack Obama to fix what’s ailing his signature health care initiative with some in the party warning they may be forced to back a House Republican proposal if the White House doesn’t offer an alternative by week’s end.

“We’ve got to get out of the bunker and fix these problems,” a senior congressional Democratic source told CNN’s Chief Congressional Correspondent Dana Bash of flaws in the newly rolled out law that have energized Republican efforts to weaken the President and his allies and derail a policy they have long considered unworkable.

The White House has until Friday to devise a solution to the problem-plagued roll out of the Affordable Care Act, the source said.

That’s when House Republicans will take up a bill to address one of the more politically potent Obamacare problems for the President and Democrats — those losing their health coverage due to the law despite Obama’s assurances in selling it to the public that Americans could keep their plans if they wanted.

The House bill would allow those insurance plans to extend into next year and gut a major part of the law by allowing anyone to purchase them, even though the existing policies don’t meet the tougher requirements of the Obamacare initiative.

“In the absence of a solution that Democrats can support from the White House, you will see more and more Democrats voting for the Upton bill,” the Democratic source said of the plan being advanced this week by House Energy and Commerce Committee Chairman Fred Upton of Michigan.

Rep. Steny Hoyer, the No. 2 Democrat in the House, told reporters that Obama needs to come up with a solution “sooner rather than later.”

Boosting pressure further on Obama was former President Bill Clinton, who said on Tuesday that the President should find a way to uphold his initial promises about health policies.

“I personally believe, even if it takes a change in the law, the President should honor the commitment the federal government made to those people and let them keep what they’ve got,” Clinton said during an interview with the website OZY.com.

Sounds like Bill Clinton still thinks Obama should be fetching coffee. (Though he’d probably get the order wrong, and end up spilling the tepid brew in our laps.)

Still, you gotta love Clinton’s performance in the role of Brutus. He talks like “folks”, on a site no one’s ever heard of, just slipping the blade between the first two floating ribs, without blinking or losing a smile. That is one cold son of a bitch.

And he knows it’s impossible. The whole point of the law is to take away “what they’ve got”; the law doesn’t work if it doesn’t. Clinton is like the mob capo whose goons have beaten the snot out of some low-life. The guy lies bleeding before him, barely conscious, and the wiseguy coils his Bruno Magli to deliver one last contemptuous kick to the face. He wipes the mess on his trouser leg and walks away.

Why? Why add insult to injury? Because it’s all about Hillary, and even though Hillary isn’t part of this cluster[bleep], she can’t be tied to it in any way. Like the mob guy, Bill Clinton is taking no chances of a stray finger print. He’s taking out the guy, chopping him up, feeding him to the fishes, and torching the place.

It’s not personal, Barack, you understand. It’s business.

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Now Who’s Getting Coffee for Whom?

It’s better this way. If Obama were getting the coffee, it would be old, cold, and all over your lap.

President Obama is rolling out Bill Clinton once again to give him some desperately need public relations assistance, appearing with the former president late this afternoon in New York City to try to sell the unpopular Obamacare to Americans.

It’s the second time in recent weeks Clinton has been enlisted by Obama to promote Obamacare. Clinton has a talent that Obama lacks for explaining complicated matters in an appealing and folksy manner.

Bill’s service is hardly altruistic. Not only does he love being the center of attention, he may also want something from Obama in return for his PR work – an endorsement of Hillary, or at least a neutral stance in her expected primary fight with Vice President Joe Biden.

Bill Clinton is the perfect choice: he knows how to tell a good fairy tale.

If only we had listened.

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Hillary Would Be The First Female President And The First Bisexual President.

Cool

Their 12-year affair made Gennifer Flowers one of the most high profile mistresses in America. Now, two decades after they split amid scandal, the former news reporter from Little Rock, Arkansas wants to ‘sit down and talk’ with Bill Clinton.
In an exclusive interview with MailOnline, Gennifer has spoken of her deep regret at turning down Clinton’s pleas to talk some eight years ago and revealed her belief that they would still be together today, were it not the birth of Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea.
She said: ‘We have some unresolved issues that it would be nice to sit down and talk about now. He was the love of my life and I was the love of his life and you don’t get over those things.’

Well, I heard from people in the know that Clinton was an absolute dweeb in Junior High and High School, and only because Lustful Bill later on. I think this could get good. An Oprah pick, if she ever writes it.

On 23 January 1992 tabloid, The Star named Gennifer as Clinton’s mistress. Three days later he and wife Hillary appeared on 60 minutes, side by side, flat denying the claim.
Six years later Clinton admitted to having sexual relations with Gennifer ‘one time’ in 1977 in his deposition to lawyers representing former Arkansas State employee Paula Jones in her sexual harassment lawsuit against him.
By then Flowers was already well and truly defined by the scandal which had made both her, and Clinton, household names.
Apparently driven on by the belief that the ‘truth will set you free,’ she proceeded to tell her story in a best-sellling book and pose for Penthouse magazine.
Penthouse alone reportedly earned her close to $1million in the aftermath of the scandal.
She said: ‘I was singing in nightclubs, wearing very sexy outifts and gowns, a very independent liberated woman. I was the Madonna of my day – in Little Rock.’
On posing for Penthouse Gennifer said: ‘I made the decision to do it.
‘No-one made me do or asked me to do anything that made me feel uncomfortable.

Check out the link, boys. Revealing photos.

‘Ask Mistress Gennifer’ will run daily on the Guccione Collection website – a site devoted to the archives of Penthouse publisher, Bob Guccione.
Demonstrating something of the playfulness that saw her snare the then Governor of Arkansas she said: ‘I’m going to have to thank Bill for some of the advice I’m going to be giving.
‘It will be based on experiences I had with him.

She added: ‘I wish he would write to me.
‘He could do it. People don’t have to send their name.
‘Really he taught me a lot.’
Clinton, now 67, also shared a lot of intimacies regarding his marriage to Hillary.
They left Gennifer in no doubt that the union is far from ‘traditional.’
She said: ‘What they have is very strong.
‘It obviously worked for them but I’ve never considered theirs a traditional marriage.’
When rumours surfaced recently of an affair between Hillary Clinton and her transition office chief, Huma Abedin, 37, Gennifer was not surprised.
The rumours concerning Huma, wife of disgraced former Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, 49, emerged as she stood by her husband in the wake of his recent ‘sexting’ scandal.
Revelations that he had sent intimate pictures of himself and steamy messages to 23-year-old Sydney Leathers – a girl he had only ever ‘met’ online – finally did for his New York Mayoral campaign last week.

Gennifer said: ‘I don’t know Huma or the Weiners. I just know what Bill told me and that was that he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. He should know.’
Yet however much their roles as mistress and wife cast Gennifer and Hillary Clinton as natural rivals Gennifer claimed to feel a sense of solidarity with Hillary, 65, and would support Hillary’s candidacy for President.

You know, I’m beginning to think that Gennifer doesn’t want Hillary to be elected. I wonder if Hillary thinks of her as Lucifer?

- Aggie

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It Depends on the Meaning of “Steak”

Oh, who cares?

Just for fun:

The former president, who has been enlisted to sell the nation on Obamacare, told reporters that he was joining his daughter, Chelsea, in an all vegan diet after he had had heart trouble. He was even named PETA’s person of the year in 2010.

But in a recent interview with AARP, Clinton said he ate salmon and omelets once a week.

“Once a week or so, [Clinton] will have a helping of organic salmon or an omelet made with omega-3-fortified eggs, to maintain iron, zinc and muscle mass,” wrote Joe Conason in the AARP magazine’s August/September 2013.

What’s the big deal, BTL? A man can’t eat a little salmon, a few eggs? Especially a man noted for his appetites?

Read on:

“He had the filet mignon last time he was here, four months ago,” Javier Blazquez, the son of the owner of Casa Lucio in Madrid, told The New York Times in 2010. “The doctors tell him not to eat it, but he does anyway.”

“He evangelizes about his vegan diet and being healthy,” the younger Clinton told Rose. “He’s not just trending vegan, he’s vegan,” said Rose.

“He is,” confirmed Chelsea. “He is in the vanguard of trying to make this much more a part of our conversation around health and public health.”

Clinton himself confirmed it in an interview with CNN’s Sanjay Gupta in 2011. Though he admitted, “Once in a while, literally in well over a year now, at Thanksgiving, I had one bite of turkey.”

Bill Clinton is proof that you can fool all the animal activists all of the time.

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Sauce for the Goose

So, the Feds are looking into charges of bribery and nepotism, huh?

Federal authorities have reportedly opened an inquiry into whether JPMorgan Chase hired the children of key Chinese officials in positions that may have helped to steer business the bank’s way.

The New York Times reports it reviewed a confidential U.S. government document purporting JPMorgan Chase hired the son of the China Everbright Group, a state-controlled financial conglomerate that then hired the bank for myriad services, including investment banking advice concerning a stock offering by one of its subsidiaries.

The document also references JPMorgan Chase’s decision to hire the daughter of the former deputy chief engineer of China’s railway ministry through its Hong Kong office around the same time in 2007 as the bank was awarded a contract to take China Railway Group, a construction company with state ties, public.

Good for the New York Times. Now maybe they can catch up on other such naked attmepts to curry favor and gain influence:

As soon as NBC announced its opportunistic addition of [Chelsea] Clinton as a very special correspondent to its news staff last month (using the broadest definition of “news” to include the sort of uplifting, socially concerned puff pieces Clinton will contribute), all sorts of longstanding bargains have been nullified. Clinton, who turns 32 in February, is officially past the “hands-off” restrictions firmly negotiated with the media when she was 12 and her father, the president, and her mother, the almighty, insisted that the press not write any stories about her.

That weird treatment extended well into her adulthood, creating a kind of Gen-Y Greta Garbo in plain sight, a mystery figure entirely undeserving of the intrigue and fascination accorded her. Having earned degrees from Stanford, Oxford and Columbia (and still working on her doctorate at New York University), Clinton is now ready to put all that schooling to one of the easiest tasks on the planet: feel-good journalism about folks just makin’ their way.

[W]hat was surprising to see on Monday night’s show is how someone can be on TV in such a prominent way and, in her big moment, display so very little charisma — none at all. Either we’re spoiled by TV’s unlimited population of giant personalities or this woman is one of the most boring people of her era.

Alas, Chelsea wasn’t cut out for the task of broadcast news. Maybe one more educational degree will do it (some sort of post-grad sheepskin from Oxford, as I understand). And there will be no comments about her looks. She may have been an Awkward Duckling, but she’s perfectly presentable today. Especially if Chris Matthews and Ed Schultz hold jobs in the business.

But if we’re going to prosecute businesses for hiring the offspring of influential people, let’s prosecute businesses for hiring the offspring of influential people. I call NBC “News” to the stand.

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NY Times Goes After Clinton Foundation?

Oh well. The election is a long way off.

Soon after the 10th anniversary of the foundation bearing his name, Bill Clinton met with a small group of aides and two lawyers from Simpson Thacher & Bartlett. Two weeks of interviews with Clinton Foundation executives and former employees had led the lawyers to some unsettling conclusions.

The review echoed criticism of Mr. Clinton’s early years in the White House: For all of its successes, the Clinton Foundation had become a sprawling concern, supervised by a rotating board of old Clinton hands, vulnerable to distraction and threatened by conflicts of interest. It ran multimillion-dollar deficits for several years, despite vast amounts of money flowing in.

And concern was rising inside and outside the organization about Douglas J. Band, a onetime personal assistant to Mr. Clinton who had started a lucrative corporate consulting firm — which Mr. Clinton joined as a paid adviser — while overseeing the Clinton Global Initiative, the foundation’s glitzy annual gathering of chief executives, heads of state, and celebrities.

The review set off more than a year of internal debate, and spurred an evolution in the organization that included Mr. Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, taking on a dominant new role as the family grappled with the question of whether the foundation — and its globe-spanning efforts to combat AIDS, obesity and poverty — would survive its founder.

Now those efforts are taking on new urgency. In the coming weeks, the foundation, long Mr. Clinton’s domain since its formation in 2001, will become the nerve center of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s increasingly busy public life.

It’s a long article, but the implication is that the Clintons are corrupt! I’m shocked!!!

And as long time readers of this blog know, my opinion is that the media is corrupt, the government is corrupt and, sadly, the legal system is corrupt. Honestly, I didn’t always believe this, but it is difficult to escape this conclusion four and a half years into the Obama presidency. So here’s my prediction: Hillary Clinton will be the first female president of the United States. She will win in 2016. God help us all.

PS: Learn more about their “charity” here.

- Aggie

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Butthead of Jokes

In case you haven’t noticed, Jay Leno has been (inflammatory language alert!) killing President Obama lately, with a resultant huge boost in ratings. Very few make it to YouTube, but there are other ways.

Enjoy!

More at NewsBusters if you search under Leno.

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My Condolences, President Clinton

I’m sure this news hits you hard:

Marc Rich, the commodities trader and Glencore founder who received a pardon from former President Bill Clinton on his final day in office, has died in Switzerland at age 78.

“Marc Rich died in Lucerne in a hospital as a result of a brain stroke,” Christian König, a spokesman for Rich, said in a statement.

Born in Antwerp, Belgium, in 1934, Rich made his name in the oil market and is often credited with the creation of modern oil trading.

Rich, one of the industry’s most colorful personalities, fled the United States in 1983 after being indicted for tax evasion, false statements, racketeering and illegal trading with Iran.

Following his indictment, he would become one of the world’s most famous white-collar criminals.

But his business career continued, and Rich managed to build a commodities-trading empire while on the lam in Switzerland.

The company he founded there would eventually become Glencore, one of the world’s most profitable companies.

Ivan Glasenberg, CEO of the recently merged Glencore Xstrata (GLCNF), said in a statement that he was “saddened to hear of the death of Marc.”

“He was a friend and one of the great pioneers of the commodities trading industry,” Glasenberg said. “Our deepest sympathies and condolences are with his family at this time.”

Rich’s eleventh-hour pardon was extremely controversial, and launched a set of congressional inquiries into actions taken by the Clinton administration.

Before the pardon, Rich’s wife made a series of donations to support Democratic Party causes. Critics suggested that the donations and the pardon were connected.

In recent years, Rich, who remained extremely wealthy, was reportedly caught up in the Ponzi scheme run by Bernard Madoff.

According to the New York Times, Rich lost between $10 and $15 million he had invested with the firm.

I’m surprised Madoff’s lawyer didn’t site this among his good works.

Has Bill (or Hillary) Clinton ever been made to justify his pardon of this gonnif? Nixon was shadowed by the Robert Vesco scandal for decades. Marc Rich was Bill Clinton’s Robert Vesco. Where’s the outrage?

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