There Once Was a Man From Devises
Via Michelle, a welcome sign of our times:
Honduras is an example to the world. We have neither oil nor dollars—but we have balls.
Big ones, mis amigos, that win prizes. You’re standing up to the entire American continent and telling them to chúpalo. I lift my sombrero to you.
If it’s not too much trouble, could you ship any spare testicular fortitude up north, maybe with a load of bananas or mangos? There’s more than a few gringos who could use a banana and mangos.