Garofalo! Gesundheit.
I’m trying to bury this cold I’ve had, but I think it’s going the other way. I’m coughing and snorting and blowing stuff that is NC-17 rated.
I don’t usually burden you with my agues and maladies, but if you should happen to hack up something as ugly and unhealthy as this, please see your doctor immediately:
Aside to Carol: I bet you’re wishing I’d posted a Helen Thomas picture instead.
Is it childish and unfair of me to liken something so slimy and disgusting to my discharges of phlegm? Very much so. But both are symptoms of something very, very wrong with our bodies—personal and politic—and should not be left to ravage our systems with their fevers and pus.
Carol said,
April 18, 2009 @ 10:09 pm
Heard this ridiculous twit ranting yesterday - she’s got quite a shtick going there about racist brains or something. Does that mean she’s a zombie, or does her incredibly deep throaty and masculine voice mean that she really is something you hacked up?