Stupid is as Stupid Says

What the [bleep] is he talking about?

US Vice President Joe Biden said Tuesday the new Israeli government of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu would be “ill-advised” to attack Iran, but stressed that it was unlikely to do so.

“I don’t believe that Prime Minister Netanyahu would do that. I think he would be ill-advised to do that,” Biden said in an interview with CNN, when asked about possible Israeli strikes on Iranian nuclear sites.

As if that weren’t cockamamie enough, he added:

“My level of concern is no different than it was a year ago,” he added.

A year ago he was Senator Hairplug from some place called Delaware (yeah, right—I’ve never seen the place, have you?); now he’s Vice-[bleeping]-President, a heartbeat away from the top job!

Has he learned nothing in the last year? I guess they really are keeping him as far as possible away from anything remotely important.

This is what Netanyahu said (see if you have any argument with it):

“The biggest danger to humanity and to Israel comes from the possibility of a radical regime armed with nuclear weapons,” Netanyahu said, making clear his remarks were aimed at Iran.

And this is what Iran’s president Ahmadinejad has said about Israel:

Our dear Imam (referring to Ayatollah Khomeini) said that the occupying regime must be wiped off the map and this was a very wise statement. … I have no doubt that the new wave that has started in Palestine, and we witness it in the Islamic world too, will eliminate this disgraceful stain from the Islamic world.

And

Many news sources repeated the Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) statement that Ahmadinejad had demanded that “Israel must be wiped off the map”.

According to Juan Cole, a University of Michigan Professor of Modern Middle East and South Asian History, Ahmadinejad’s statement should be translated as:
The Imam said that this regime occupying Jerusalem (een rezhim-e eshghalgar-e qods) must [vanish from] the page of time (bayad az safheh-ye ruzgar mahv shavad).

The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) translates the phrase similarly, as “be eliminated from the pages of history.”

In a June 11, 2006 analysis of the translation controversy, New York Times deputy foreign editor and Israeli resident Ethan Bronner argued that Ahmadinejad had called for Israel to be wiped off the map. After noting the objections of critics such as Cole and Steele, Bronner stated:

But translators in Tehran who work for the president’s office and the foreign ministry disagree with them. All official translations of Mr. Ahmadinejad’s statement, including a description of it on his website, refer to wiping Israel away. Sohrab Mahdavi, one of Iran’s most prominent translators, and Siamak Namazi, managing director of a Tehran consulting firm, who is bilingual, both say “wipe off” or “wipe away” is more accurate than “vanish” because the Persian verb is active and transitive.

And:

Some European countries insist on saying that during World War II, Hitler burned millions of Jews and put them in concentration camps… Any historian, commentator or scientist who doubts that is taken to prison or gets condemned. Although we don’t accept this claim…

And:

On Israel’s 60th birthday, Ahmadinejad gave a speech, in which, according to the official IRNA news agency, he stated:

Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are seriously mistaken. Today the reason for the Zionist regime’s existence is questioned, and this regime is on its way to annihilation.”

Ahmadinejad also stated that Israel “has reached the end like a dead rat after being slapped by the Lebanese”, which is presumably a reference to the July-August 2006 war between Israel and Hezbollah.

In a subsequent speech, Ahmadinejad stated “The Zionist regime is dying,” and that “The criminals imagine that by holding celebrations (…) they can save the Zionist regime from death.” Ahmadinejad also stated that “They should know that regional nations hate this fake and criminal regime and if the smallest and briefest chance is given to regional nations they will destroy (it).”

And:

“You should know that the criminal and terrorist Zionist regime which has 60 years of plundering, aggression and crimes in its file has reached the end of its work and will soon disappear off the geographical scene.”

And:

In an address to the United Nations General Assembly on September 23, 2008, Ahmadinejad stated that Zionists are criminals and murderers, are “acquisitive” and “deceitful,” and dominate global finance despite their “minuscule” number. He further stated that “It is deeply disastrous to witness that some presidential nominees have to visit these people [Zionists], take part in their gatherings and swear their allegiance and commitment to their interests in order to win financial or media support. These nations are spending their dignity and resources on the crimes and threats of the Zionist network against their will.”Ahmadinejad stated the “Zionist regime” was on the path to collapse and that the “underhanded actions of the Zionists” as among the causes of the recent unrest in the former Soviet republic of Georgia. In a subsequent interview with the Los Angeles Times, Ahmadinejad stated that “The [Zionist] regime resembles an airplane that has lost its engine and is kind of going down. And no one can help it,” he said. “This will benefit everyone.”

And:

The Zionist regime has lost its raison d’être. Today, the Palestinians identify with your name [Khomeini], your memory, and in your path. They are walking in your illuminated path and the Zionist regime has reached a total dead end. Thanks to God, your wish will soon be realized, and this germ of corruption will be wiped off.

And:

The Zionists are crooks. A small handful of Zionists, with a very intricate organization, have taken over the power centers of the world. According to our estimates, the main cadre of the Zionists consists of 2,000 individuals at most, and they have another 8,000 activists. In addition, they have several informants, who spy and provide them with intelligence information. But because of their control of power centers in the U.S. and Europe, and their control of the financial centers and the news and propaganda agencies, they spread propaganda as if they were the entire world, as if all the peoples supported them, and as if they were the majority ruling the world.

And:

“An incident known as 9/11 occurred. It is not yet clear who carried it out, who collaborated with them, and who paved the way for them. The event took place, and - like in the case of the Holocaust - they sealed it off, refusing to allow objective research groups to find out the truth. They invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, using 9/11 as a pretext.”

And:

As a consequence of the Holocaust, the Europeans took land from the Palestinians for a Jewish state. I don’t care whether the Holocaust took place or not, but it is illogical to give a piece of Palestine for compensation. Some people make an awful fuss about that Holocaust, make a myth of it.

And:

For 60 years they allowed no one to question and cast doubt on the logic of the Holocaust and its very essence - because if the truth were to be exposed, nothing would remain of their logic of liberal democracy. It is the very advocates of liberal democracy who defend the Holocaust, who have sanctified it to the point where none may enter. Breaking the padlock of the Holocaust and reexamining it will be tantamount to cutting the vital arteries of the Zionist regime.

And:

Speaking of Sharon he said:
Hopefully, the news that the criminal of Sabra and Shatila has joined his ancestors is final.

And:

He stated that the Middle East would be better off “without the existence of the Zionist regime”. He called Israel an “illegitimate regime” with “no legal basis for its existence” and accused the United States of using Israel as a proxy to control the region and its oil resources; “The Zionist regime is used to reach this objective. The sole existence of this regime is for invasion and attack.”

And in case the above citations haven’t already included it, my personal favorite Ahmadinejad rant:

“World powers have created a dirty microbe, called the Zionist regime, which they have unleashed on the region’s nations,” said Ahmadinejad in his speech, which was broadcast on Iranian National Television.

“This (regime) is supported by those who created it as their scarecrow, to keep the region’s nations under control.”

Commenting on the assassination of Hizbullah commander Imad Mugniyah, the Iranian president said that “(Israel) murders pure and pious men and then celebrates its efforts.”

So, Mr. Vice President, is it still your asinine contention that Israel would be “ill-advised” to de-nuclearize Iran?

4 Comments »

  1. Martino said,

    April 8, 2009 @ 11:08 am

    I guess I’m still on the fence. Some of those translations seem somewhat inflamatory and aggressive-sounding towards Israel, but I’d like to hold off judgment until all the facts are in.

    As Rosie O’Donnell once said: “Those terrorists have mothers and fathers too.”
    So I think if we just open an honest and frank dialogue with Iran, they will finally see we mean them no harm. Then they will gladly retreat from Lebanon and “Palestine,” stop supplying the Qods forces in Iraq, drop their nuke aspirations, and generally become all around good world partners in peace.

    What? Why are you looking at me like that?

  2. Carol said,

    April 8, 2009 @ 11:31 am

    Because, Martino, whatever you’ve been smoking or snorting or swallowing or injecting, you didn’t share. Sharing is caring, you know. That’s a nice little hallucinogen problem you have there - be a shame if anything happened to it.

  3. Martino said,

    April 8, 2009 @ 1:21 pm

    I forgot to tell you, Carol, the Tamil Tigers are beaming secret messages from the top of the Chrysler building, but I’m the only one who knows.

  4. Carol said,

    April 8, 2009 @ 2:35 pm

    Well, not any more. I’m going to tell all my special friends. Neener, neener, neener.

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