King RAT

President Barack Obama is truly munificent: Joe Biden is his gift to national morale.

Does it get any funnier?

The board that will oversee Wreckovery.org, to be headed by Bozo the VP Joe Biden, will go by the aptronym “RAT Board.”

* Government sources tell INPUT that the RAT Board is in the throes of becoming a new Federal agency under the overall direction of Vice President Joe Biden, coordinator of economic stimulus efforts across the federal government.

* According INPUT’s analysis of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (see Initiative 296301 of the INPUT Economic Stimulus Suite), the RAT Board will receive $84 million in operational funding through September 30, 2011.

* Government sources also state that the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) is currently in the process of finding office space for RAT Board administrators. Preliminary indications are that the office will be located near the White House.

I note the Boy Scouts Memorial isn’t too far from the White House. How about there?

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Dad’s hair looks about as natural as Biden’s. (But why is he walking naked behind a Boy Scout?)

If you ask me, $84 million for the guaranteed entertainment factor of Joe Biden leading a government boondoggle for the next four years is money well spent. A bargain.

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