Sage Counsel for Us All

Chubby cholo Hugo Chavez offers a word to the wise—well, a word to President Obama anyway:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Friday called upon US President Barack Obama to follow the path to socialism, which he termed as the “only” way out of the global recession. “Come with us, align yourself, come with us on the road to socialism. This is the only path. Imagine a socialist revolution in the United States.”

We don’t have to imagine, Huge, It’s taking shape every day.

“The American empire is coming to an end. It’s not about the end of the United States, or its institutions, or its people. That murderous, genocidal empire has to end and someday a leader will come that will better interpret that people and lead it to a superior destiny, and not give it the sad destiny of a murderous power, an aggressor hated by the whole world.”

“Obama, take care of yours [the American people] and I’ll take care of mine […] show a little intelligence… Here the DEA supported the drug traffic.” Carries on about torture in Iraq, Americans killing Iraqi children, Israel committing genocide, and concludes with,

Go wash your *ss, Mr. Obama. Go wash that *ss.

Look who’s talking. That keister could wipe out whole Kurdish villages.

But I apologize for not linking to this story earlier:

President Hugo Chavez boosted state control over Venezuela’s economy, ordering the expropriation of a U.S.-owned rice plant and threatening to seize food companies that don’t sell enough products at official prices that are meant to stem inflation.

Fatty the Fascist has to seize the food companies to safeguard his supply of Doritos and Ho-Hos. It’s just too rich.

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