Obama’s Funny Cigarettes
You know, Aggie, I’ve been thinking. Why should it be all heartache for George Obama?
Busted for holding a little weed, a little medicinal herb, he’s rousted from his house and hauled off to the can.
Yet his brother, who has described their only meeting as “painful”, has readily admitted to inhaling in his own past (as well as snorting, which George could never afford on one dollar a day), and sits today in the Oval Office of the White House (heated to 78 degrees—”coincidentally” the same temperature as today’s high in Nairobi Kenya, I note suspiciously).
If Billy Carter could make a little money off his brother’s fame with Billy Beer (see below), why shouldn’t George Obama similarly capitalize?
I propose, yet again free of charge:
Each pack would hold twenty reefers packed with the finest Kenyan Gold. Perhaps accessories like roach clips and suchlike could be decorated by the Presidential Seal.
In keeping with the creeping communism of our times, we can cap his profits—say, at five dollars a day, which should be plenty to keep him in tar paper. The rest could go to the Glaucoma Foundation.
He ain’t heavy, Barack. He’s your brother.
Bloodthirsty Liberal said,
January 31, 2009 @ 4:02 pm
Alternately, we could stop spending so much time on this blog and start making some real money. Did Massachusetts legalize marijuana?
- Aggie