Barf-Blogging the Inauguration
Like me, Jules Crittenden is expecting to lose his lunch on January 20th:
I’m talking about the unprecedented Inaugur-a-palooza, the like of which has never been witnessed and is already becoming a source of wonderment in itself. The massive treacly hands-across-Americathon already winding up, to unfold for days ahead of, during and after the Messianic Ascension.
And if you’re already feeling a glottal twinge, like maybe your gorge is rising, too,, then this is the place you’ll want to be. Right here at www.julescrittenden.com, a.k.a. “Forward Movement,” to be redubbed “Upward Chuck” for the occasion. Because this is where we’ll tossing the honeyed pigeon eyeballs like a clutch of Roman proconsuls.
Owner of a stronger stomach than mine, Jules surveys the adulation heaped upon the Messiah by a reverent press. Have a bag handy.