Sleaze for America
Some men are born sleazy. Some men achieve sleaziness. And some men have sleaziness thrust upon them.
Corruptocrat/smear merchant John Murtha wins.
Corruptocrat/bribe freezer William “Cold Cash” Jefferson cruises to victory.
Corruptocrat/convicted criminal Sen. Ted Stevens is in a dead heat and may yet win re-election even as he faces up to five years in prison for seven counts of lying.
If this is the “Change” election, what the hell are these three most miserable miscreants still doing in Congress?
Stevens was obviously born sleazy; Murtha achieved sleaze with his repeated sliming of American servicemen; and Jefferson had sleaze (and stacks of Benjamins) thrust upon him.
Even in the kleptocracy of Massachusetts, we hounded a corrupt state senator out of office for taking bribes. If we are the moral clarion to the rest of the nation, y’all are in a heap o’ trouble.