Lunch Palin Conservative
Via Jules Crittenden, the Boston Herald’s front page today:
Quoth the Crittenden:
It gets a little embarrassing sometimes, being an ink-stained wretch, when you see the way the other scribblers can’t stop piling on one and can’t stop worshipping the other. Here’s a great Dem talking point, compliments of the Washington Post: Palin slashed funding for teen moms. Not a peep on what the increase was, what the money was actually for, what else she might have slashed, whether the program is actually worth a damn or well managed, or anything else resembling context. Maybe it was the horrible, meanspirited act of a hypocritical pol, but with no indication anyone bothered to ask any of those questions, who knows? A little shoddy. Hang on, here we go. New media makes old media look bad again. Via Malkin: Slashed line item was a threefold increase.
Then there’s the rampant lefty sexism. Even some of my own pals can’t help themselves. The funny part is how they think a couple days of partisan squawking will be enough to force her out. Anyway, tonight we hear from the vice-presidential candidate who has the power to induce fits of apoplexy, and then, maybe, we’ll get a sense of whether actual voters share the ire.
Chock full of links, I should point out.
Sarah Palin should walk out on the stage, smiling that beauty queen smile, and then whip out a CZ-USA Model RZ-10, 10 MM, 5″, rubber grip, stainless finish, eight-round handgun and turn eight balloons into the equivalent amount of rubber confetti. She should then step through the curtain of smoke up to the microphone and say, “I’m Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin’s mom, and I approved this message.”
If she does that or something like it, this will be the first election to be decided by a show of hands.
PS: Be the first on your block to own one of these:
Tony said,
September 3, 2008 @ 5:18 pm
Do they make one for guys?