Al Gore’s Ark of the Covetous
Good thing he has a boat: he’s doing all he can to raise the ocean levels all by himself.
Let’s start with Green Messiah Al Gore’s massive boat outside Nashville. It’s docked at Hurricane Marina on Center Hill Lake in Smithville, about an hour east of Nashville.
Steve Gill has the goods on Gore’s “Bio-Solar One”–which is supposed to be environmentally acceptable because it’s biodiesel-fueled and solar-powered.
Only, it didn’t have the solar panels until local whistleblowers called attention to it (his spokespeople now say the panels will be installed today) and has instead been plugged in, “sucking a lot of energy from the ‘evil’ energy companies,” as Gill points out.
There’s even a picture of the Bio-Solar One (BS1, as a commenter points out) plugged into the grid, sucking off the hydrocarbon teat.
Michelle wonders if we can improve on the name. Besides the messianic name in the title, I offer Broad in the Beam, Hot Air Force One, and George Bush Went to the White House and All I Got was This Lousy Scow.