Il Est Né Le Divin Enfant [UPDATED/NOUVEAU]

It’s His Oneness’ birthday, and where better to spend it than here in Bloodthirstan?

Barack Obama is planning to spend part of his 47th birthday in downtown Boston Monday.

The Democratic presidential contender will be at an evening fundraiser at the State Room on State Street.

The cost per couple for dinner is a reported $28,500.

Obama has a connection to the area after spending three years in Cambridge at Harvard Law School. He’s also good friends with Gov. Deval Patrick.

Check it out, O: who says we can’t speak Spanish? ¡Oui, se puede!

Whaddya say, Aggie, wanna ditch the spouses and drop by? I got about $45 if you have the other $28,455.

Bu the way, if Siouxsie and the Banshees haven’t routed all comers in the performance of this carol, then I’m Joey Ramone (which I decidedly ain’t).

And what do you get for the man who has everything but an oval office? That’s right, a tire gauge!

1 Comment »

  1. Bloodthirsty Liberal said,

    August 4, 2008 @ 10:39 am

    I always have to pay!!!

    Seriously, if we brought our crystal balls, maybe we would know what the future holds. If we were in the Great One’s presence, his electrical force field would reveal all. That would work so much better than reading all his conflicting statements. And then we could report back to our readers. I am sure it would be a real comfort.

    - Aggie

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