Polar Borehole
Global warming may be the only hope for the threatened polar bear (threatened by over-population, that is). If it gets too hot, people may stay indoors:
A polar bear sent dozens of elementary school students racing for safety before the animal was shot and killed Wednesday morning in a park just outside of Iqaluit.
The bear died only a few hundred metres from the pavilion at Sylvia Grinnell Territorial Park, which is about one kilometre from Iqaluit. It is rare for polar bears to be sighted near the city.
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Wildlife officers soon arrived on the scene and shot the bear.
From another account:
Conservation officer Johnny Nowdlak skinned the polar bear and doled out the skin and meat to nearby residents.
If life gives you lemon, make lemonade; if life gives you polar bear, make sushi.