Cruel Crullers
I could tell you to switch from Starbucks to Dunkin’ Donuts, but nobody would listen to me.
But what if Michelle Malkin tells you to switch?
Over the past weeks, however, Starbucks has left an increasingly bad taste.
David Boaz wrote of the company’s ridiculous policy barring gift card purchasers from customizing personalized cards with the phrase “Laissez Faire.”
Then there’s the price. A grande caramel macchiato puts you out $5. Two or three of those a week adds up. And in these times, every penny counts.
Lots of other consumers are coming to the same conclusion. Starbucks’ profits are down 28 percent.
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I’ve always liked Dunkin’ Donuts coffee better, anyway. And as unapologetic supporters of immigration enforcement, they deserve your business and mine so much more.
Dunkin’: Tastes good, cheaper, and good for national security. Drink up!
Hazelnut, cream, no sugar is my regular order—and maybe an Old Fashioned doughnut if I’m feeling naughty. Portuguese is the language of choice, but that’s never been a problem. The places are clean, the help is legal and polite, and they move fast. What’s not to like?
peter c said,
May 24, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
Almost every day I have Dunkie’s coffee in the very first D.Donuts which is in Quincy Mass.I meet real down to earth people there unlike the Lib-Beautiful people at Starbucks in Cambridge Mass or Beacon Hill.In These places I never get a smile.The workers there may give plastic pushed out smiles but the patrons in Starbucks never smile ,never have good vibes..are always sitting for long periods of time at a table with their wi fi Pcs and most are either so-called Hippies or Yuppies who betray there personalities just with their plastic liberal Democrat faces.They seem to be full of themselves because they spend $5 on a fancy coffee.
Where as the Dunkie folks always say Hi…how are you …what’s up? And people never over stay their coffee. And it tastes better!
Anonymous said,
June 1, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
You’re an angry man, aren’t you, Peter? I prefer DD to Starbucks, but it’s because Starbucks tastes vile and is too expensive. You know, not every liberal is as bad as you make them sound. Just like not every conservative is as filled with impotent rage as you are.