Lawsuits for Dummies

Mark Steyn and Macleans are being taken before the Canadian Human Rights Commission for, I don’t know, defiling Islam, peeing on a Koran, whatever.

And Five Feet of Fury has the best response to a subpoena I’ve ever heard of:

I’ll ask again: why should Macleans and Mark Steyn even show up for the hearings next year?

If I was Mark Steyn, I would respond to this bullshit by faxing the HRC a picture of my butt.

If the worst happened, then I’d pull a Rush Limbaugh and auction the original photo on eBay to pay the fine. I know lots of chicks who’d bid on that. (And some guys…)

If he’ll sign it, I’ll bid. I have everything else he flogs on his site—books, shirt, mug, mousepad.

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