Message of Good Cheer
Will he say “Happy Holidays” or “Merry Christmas”?
Al Qaeda’s TV production unit promised on Monday a new message from Osama bin Laden would be made public soon.
“Soon, God willing, a new message from the lion Sheik Osama bin Laden, may God protect him, to the Europeans,” says a banner posted Monday on a radical Islamist Web site by the production unit, As-Sahab.
Do you think Osama identifies with the Christ child? Fleeing persecution, sleeping rough, reviled by the central authority—I bet he drifts off to sleep humming “Away in the Manger” to himself.
And here’s another Mohammedan with a message for America.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Having failed to win a response with an 18-page letter to President George Bush or to a request to visit the site of the September 11 2001 attack on New York, Ahmadinejad has offered himself as an observer in next year’s presidential election.
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“If the White House officials allow us to be present as an observer in their presidential election we will see whether people in their country are going to vote for them again or not,” he said.
Psst, Mahmoud. He’s done, it’s over. He can’t run again. It’ll be some shrimp named Giuliani who orders the cruise missile hit on your head.