He’s Got a Real Pretty Mouth

Oh please, don’t pay your taxes, Chris—risk going to jail. Please, please, please. You’re every lifer’s dreamboat.

I will not pay my income tax if we go to war with Iran. I realize this is a desperate and perhaps futile gesture. But an attack on Iran–which appears increasingly likely before the coming presidential election–will unleash a regional conflict of catastrophic proportions. This war, and especially Iranian retaliatory strikes on American targets, will be used to silence domestic dissent and abolish what is left of our civil liberties. It will solidify the slow-motion coup d’état that has been under way since the 9/11 attacks. It could mean the death of the Republic…

Yeah, right on, power to the people. I’m right behind you, ol’ buddy. I’ll write you in the slammer every week.

You’ll have to forgive me if the thought of Chris Hedges in a nine-foot cell makes me giddy. I’ve had a hair across my backside for him for a long time.

Just as he has for Israel.

I’ll bake you a cake in prison, homie. Hope you like toasted almonds!

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