Goat Knows All, Sees All

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad waxes theological:

The whole world has been created for that holy day to occur [the Islamic Armageddon]. The day in which all the prophets and martyrs and good people will arrive and will help. Some people ridicule this. They have no faith in their hearts. These are modern idolaters and devil worshipers. They pretend to be intellectuals but are in fact less intelligent than a young goat.

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(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)

Please don’t think ba-a-a-d of me, but wasn’t the Islamic Armageddon due on August 22, 2006? I think the Red Sox lost that day, but we got over it.

If you ask me, the day of the Islamic Armageddon is the day this mental patient gets the A-bomb (or the day before, if we have anything to say about it).

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