Fat Fascist Fires Freely

Well, he always said he admired Castro (and Ahmadinejad):

Gunmen opened fire on students returning from a march Wednesday in which 80,000 people denounced President Hugo Chavez’s attempts to expand his power. At least eight people were injured, including one by gunfire, officials said.

Photographers for The Associated Press saw at least four gunmen — their faces covered by ski masks or T-shirts — firing handguns at the anti-Chavez crowd. Terrified students ran through the campus as ambulances arrived.

The violence broke out after anti-Chavez demonstrators — led by university students — marched peacefully to the Supreme Court to protest constitutional changes that Venezuelans will consider in a December referendum.

The amendments would abolish presidential term limits, give the president control over the Central Bank and let him create new provinces governed by handpicked officials.

As Michelle says, “Paging Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Kevin Spacey, and Naomi Campbell.”

I wouldn’t worry too much, chicos. Fidel always kept himself in good shape, but Rosie O’Chávez can’t lay off the Krispy Kremes. He may be jefe for life, but that’s only going to be another two, three years.

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