Saudis for Sox
You read right. Allah has the footage of the Red Sox parade yesterday, where in a quick pan of the crowd, next to a “Re-sign Mike Lowell” banner (from your crayon to God’s ears) someone held aloft a Saudi flag.
I s**t you not.
Look, people, even in Boston Saudi Arabia is not popular. But with our “world-class universities” we have a lot of transient students (many of them shipped here from New York and other morally bankrupt climes), so we can’t be responsible for everyone.
You want Red Sox conservative bona fides, read up on Curt Schilling and Mike Timlin. Timlin hunts the way other people watch TV. He even wears camouflage under his uniform (MLB made him trim it so that it doesn’t show while he’s on the mound, the bastards.). Trust me, if Timlin had seen the guy with the Saudi flag, he’d have taken him out with one shot.
And if he had missed, Josh Beckett (described by Colorado Rockies All-Star Todd Helton as a bigger redneck than himself) would not have.
I gua-ron-tee it.