New Episode of Caveman Airs

Call me, Osama-baby. The Geico endorsement deal alone will run to eight figures.

Al-Jazeera broadcast Monday an audio message purportedly from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden calling on al Qaeda and other groups in Iraq to unify their forces and speak with one voice, that of the Islamic nation.

The tape marks the first time bin Laden speaks directly to the militants.

“Beware of your enemies, especially those who infiltrate your ranks,” he said in Arabic.

“I advise myself and the Islamic nation not to follow individuals and countries,” he said. “Everything should be seen in the light of Islam.”

No wonder they can’t see what the hell they’re doing.

Sorry, insensitive.

Allah asks the key question:

Exit question: Given Bin Laden’s evident concern over developments in Iraq, what exactly is the crux of the left’s claim that Al Qaeda and Al Qaeda in Iraq are wholly separate organizations and never the twain shall meet?

It’s Al Qaeda in Albuquerque I’m worried about.

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