Your Black Muslim Fakery
You know the old movie cliché about smuggling a file to a prisoner inside a birthday cake?
Well, I think I know a bakery that can do that for you:
A fifth [Your Black Muslim Bakery] associate has been charged in the kidnapping and torture of a woman and her daughter, allegedly so she would reveal the location of a drug dealer’s stash of cash. Meanwhile the handyman who is charged with murdering journalist Chauncey Bailey has pleaded not guilty, and may be trying to shift the blame to Bakery higher-ups.
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Torture, kidnapping, intimidation, murdering journalists–all the smears that Bay Area lefties love to throw at America, and all of them going on in Oakland in an institution subsidized by the city and endorsed by Bay Area lefty politicians.
Make sure to try their hot cross buns and hamantashen! But for some reason, all their bagels come pre-sliced.