Malkin v. Field
One of them is a hot Hollywood starlet; the other is…a has-been raving lunatic.
Motherhood should make us more violent, says Michelle
If Sally Field were a mother bear, and you got between her and her cubs, she’d collapse on the bank of a stream and sob herself incoherent.
BTW, I earlier referred to her as Sally Fields, which is incorrect. Mrs. Fields bakes cookies, Sally Field is crackers.