The Osama Trilogy [UPDATED]
Bad news comes in threes, they say. I guess the same goes for Jackass movies:
Osama bin Laden will release a new message soon declaring war on Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, al-Qaida announced Thursday.
The announcement of the upcoming message came as al-Qaida released a new video in which bin Laden’s deputy boasted that the United States was being defeated in Afghanistan, Iraq and other fronts. Speakers in the video promised more fighting in Afghanistan, North Africa and Sudan’s Darfur region.
Judging by the last video, Al Qaeda’s George Hamilton will be boasting six-pack abs and a Speedo in the new one.
Michelle Malkin has a roundup of coverage.
Does anybody else find laughable Al Qaeda’s efforts to appear current in their videos? I hear Osama thinks OJ was set up by the cops, and offers his favorite recipe for Thanksgiving stuffing (if you can source goat bladders).