Dominatrices of the World Unite! You Have Nothing to Lose but Your Chains!
I like a powerful woman as much as the next submissive, weak, and unworthy lickspittle of a man.
But Angela Merkel? That way my fantasies do not lie:
Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel tops Forbes magazine’s list of the world’s 100 most powerful women for the second year in a row, while Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice slipped to fourth from second last year.
Merkel “continued to impress the world with her cool leadership at two back-to-back summits,” Forbes said.
Back-to-back, huh? No, I’m still not feeling it.
But Condi’s always appealed. Who knocked her out of bed? Sorry, that should read Wu knocked her out of bed. And a Ho.
The Power Women
Angela Merkel
Wu Yi
Ho Ching
Condoleezza Rice
Indra K. Nooyi
Sonia Gandhi
Cynthia Carroll
Patricia A. Woertz
Irene Rosenfeld
Patricia Russo
I’m sorry, but with the exception of Candi Condi, there just isn’t a single one to get excited about.
Are you telling me there was no room on this list for the Ukrainian Knockout,
Yulia Tymoshenko? She was Number Three in the world only two years ago. Not all men are so fickle, Yulia. We’ll always have Kiev.