So’s Your Ol’ Lady

Just Muslims talkin’ smack:

Osama bin Laden’s top deputy has urged Palestinians to turn against president Mahmud Abbas and his secular Fatah party, in an audio message posted on the Internet.

In it Ayman al-Zawahiri also implicitly criticised the Palestinian ruling Islamic movement Hamas for taking part in the political process.

“The Palestine-selling secularist traitors cannot possibly be your brothers, so neither confer on them legitimacy… nor participate with them in their Sharia-rejecting assemblies, nor sign with them the documents which throw away Palestine,” said the Al-Qaeda second-in-command on Sunday.

“How is it possible for Mahmud Abbas to be a brother of ours?”

Easy. You’re both sons of bitches. But Zany Ira (my nickname for Al Qaeda’s Numer 2) had better expect to receive as well as he gives:

Fatah spokesman Tawfiq Abu Khussa slammed Zawahiri’s words as “unacceptable”.

“A man like Zawahiri does not in any way represent the Palestinians. He’s behaving like a CIA spy…” he told AFP in Gaza.

Oh snap! That’s a kick right in the naqbas.

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