Do it for Ted
How does a Massachusetts Republican possibly get elected to Ted Kennedy’s seat in the US Senate? He doesn’t, probably.
But if he does, he does so by running as a Kennedy Democrat—John Kennedy:
And if the voters didn’t get the point:
Scott Brown is right, of course, but this is the same electorate that sent Ted Kennedy (and John Kerry) back to Washington every six years, and Barney Fwank and the other socialist midgets back to the House every two (with apologies to midgets). And voted down a ballot measure repealing the state income tax. We like to take it up the you-know-where, in other words, and don’t see why everyone else shouldn’t also.
I’m still trying to learn more about Scott Brown’s positions on the foreign and domestic issues of the day—he’s a state senator for another district—but he could be Idid Amin’s twin brother and the temptation to vote for him over JAD (Just Another Democrat) would be hard to resist.