Beware Zionist Grizzlies
Great. As if Muslim terrorists didn’t have enough to worry about scanning the skies for Predator drones, now they have to keep an eye out for four-legged Crusaders:
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.
Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.
The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.
Hey, I just gained a whole new respect for polar bears. If they hate (ate?) terrorists as much as their swarthier brothers, they’re okay by me.
Carol said,
November 3, 2009 @ 9:27 pm
What kind of pudding do terrorists eat in Kashmir? And how perfectly awful was it that the bear left it alone instead of scarfing it up for desert. Bloody remains around a pudding. That’s lovely.
This is just the nicest story I have seen all day. I can just picture the assholes with rifles in hand, screaming bloody murder and doing one of those Hanna-Barbera runs where the funny little notes play and your feet rotate at warp speed but you don’t actually go anywhere. I hope they got ready to get a shot off and then their guns jammed. That would be so cool.
And I wish the bear a very happy hibernation.