Why We Should All Lock Up Our Daughters
Two words: Levi Johnston
“Sounds like you really resent her now,” she asks Levi during the interview, which was taped in advance.
“Well now I’ve heard all the things she’s said. You know, the Sarah Palin I knew before, it was — it was her putting on a front, it was her being fake to me and now that everything’s slowly coming out and I’m hearing more things, you know, and things she’s said and done, you know, I see the real Palin,” Levi responds, before stepping through the looking glass:…
Maggie: That’s what it sounds like…somebody whose bent on revenge and getting even, ‘now it’s my turn’.
Levi: Well that’s part of it, I guess, but at the same time, you know, if she’s going to go out there and say things to me, about me, I’m going to leak some things on her. I mean that’s just how it is.”
“I’m going to leak some things on her” is only his second-most memorable quote of the day. The most memorable: “I just get naked. That’s what I do.”
Let others blow all their money on balloon boy costumes for Halloween. I’m going as Levi, and it won’t cost me a cent.
I’m not saying you have to like Sarah Palin (though—[dreamy sigh]—I do), but you do have to—have to—feel sorry for her family for having this retromingent (thanks, Carol!) slug on the Thanksgiving guest list. I’m sure retromingent slugs have penises, too (don’t they, at least some of them?), but that doesn’t mean you want them calling you “mom”.
So, how bad did it get, Levi? Did she cut the bologna sandwiches in uneven halves? Did she only have Elmo bandages when you scraped your knee (and I don’t want to know how it happened)? Did she make you wear clothes?
Levi Johnston is the walking, talking (and other action verbs) embodiment of white trash.
I can’t wait for Sasha and Malia to start dating.
judi said,
October 28, 2009 @ 9:12 am
So what Levi is saying is that the Sarah Palin he knew is very differrent than the one he is learning about in the media. How interesting. And he believes the media version. Brilliant.
o said,
October 28, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
what did sarah palin say about levi?
Nothing, nada
Only the media will believe everything he says