Who Will Pee First?
And will he stand or sit? [Don’t scold me: you either want to know, or you wish you yourself had thought to ask.]
You never drink beer, Archie Bunker used to say, you only rent it:
Today’s the big day. The Obama/Gates/Crowley “beer summit” will take place at about 6 p.m. on a picnic table on the South Lawn of the White House, where every belch will be filled with hope and each beer can pyramid supported by change.
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You might imagine that enterprising Cambridge burglars are now well aware that people in Gates’ neighborhood are going to be terrified to call the police and report crimes for fear of being branded “racist,” but that’s an issue for Gates’ neighbors to take up with the professor when he gets back to his home that hopefully still has all his stuff in it.
We’re all tired of these fifteen minutes of a “teachable moment”, but if it teaches America the invaluable lesson of peace, harmony and never to mouth off to a policeman who’s trying to protect your life and property, then I guess we can hold our nose and choke down a Bud Light.
My order: Gates first, Obama second, both sitting. Crowley will hold it until he gets back to Massachusetts.
Marianne7 said,
July 30, 2009 @ 11:45 am
Damn. Now I have to turn on the TV.