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You Look Marvelous!

Atkins? Scarsdale? What’s your secret, Kim?

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has life-threatening pancreatic cancer, a news report said Monday, days after new images of him looking gaunt spurred speculation that his health might be worsening following a reported stroke last year.

The 67-year-old Kim was diagnosed with the cancer around the time he was felled by a stroke last summer, Seoul’s YTN television reported, citing unidentified intelligence officials in South Korea and China.

The report cited the officials saying the disease is “threatening” Kim’s life.

But he’ll leave a beautiful corpse (if he hasn’t already—it’s hard to tell).

Is that Kim Jong Il or Lucy Liu?

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Michael Jackson Lives!


North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, center front, offers a prayer during the 15th anniversary of the death of Kim Il-sung, his father and founder of the country, in Pyongyang, North Korea, Wednesday, July 8, 2009.

Kim my ass—the thinning hair, the gaunt frame, the frailty, the drug-addled tremors—that’s the King of Pop!

And you know what they have in common, right?

Because I’m Bad, I’m Bad - Come on(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I’m Bad, I’m Bad - You Know It
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I’m Bad, I’m Bad - Come on, You Know
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who’s Bad…

Beat it.

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Obama Proves Bush Doctrine

I suppose the only real weakness behind President Bush’s assertion of an Axis of Evil was any evidence that they actually worked in concert. Proving so would certainly be difficult in the case of Iran and Iraq, which fought to a stalemate after years of war.

But Iran and North Korea, that’s more credible—and we all owe President Obama a debt of gratitude for making the case:

The Obama administration on Tuesday imposed financial sanctions on a company accused of involvement in North Korea’s missile proliferation network.

The Treasury Department moved against Hong Kong Electronics, a company located in Kish Island, Iran.

A company named after Hong Kong, based in Iran, is accused of aiding North Korea.

Is Karl Rove still running the country? Nah, even his evil genius couldn’t dream this one up.

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North Korea To Send Missile Towards Hawaii?

I get it! I get it! Obama is from Hawaii, right?

They are contemplating expressing their displeasure with The One.

North Korea may launch a long-range ballistic missile toward Hawaii in early July, a Japanese news report said Thursday, as Russia and China urged the regime to return to international disarmament talks on its rogue nuclear program.

The missile, believed to be a long-range Taepodong-2, would be launched from North Korea’s Dongchang-ni site on the northwestern coast, said the Yomiuri daily, Japan’s top-selling newspaper. It cited an analysis by the Japanese Defense Ministry and intelligence gathered by US reconnaissance satellites.

The missile launch could come between July 4 and 8, the paper said.

I bet they’ll do it on the 4th of July! Imagine the fireworks!!

Keep talking Obama, you’re making progress.

ps Nice of Israel to keep us informed, isn’t it?

:)

- Aggie

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Thought for the Morning

President Bush called Iraq, Iran, and North Korea the Axis of Evil.

Anyone care to dispute that?

Didn’t think so.

Other than Iraq, and we know why that is. And would anyone dispute that at least part of the reason for the high hopes and raw fury in Iran is the repeated open, honest, and successful elections in Iraq?

Didn’t think so.

President Bush: right again.

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Missile Here, Missile There… What’s Your Problem?

North Korea likes to play with missiles

It is a mode of self-expression. Stop annoying them or they will get mean!

SEOUL, South Korea (CNN) — North Korea has test-fired a short-range missile off the country’s east coast, a South Korean military source told CNN on Friday.

It would be the sixth such missile test since the country conducted a nuclear test Monday.

South Korean and U.S. forces were placed on their second-highest surveillance alert level Thursday, the joint forces announced.

The last time the joint forces raised the “Watchcon” surveillance alert was after North Korea’s last nuclear test in 2006, according to South Korea’s Yonhap News Agency.

The Obama administration has called an emergency coffee klatch at the UN to discuss this. Whose bringing the patsies pastries?

- Aggie

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This Needs To Be Set To Music

Have you ever studied a foreign language - or just watched a little kid learn the alphabet?

“Now I know my abc’s… next time won’t you sing with me?”

The singing makes it easier to retain difficult new sounds and patterns.

This dialogue needs to be memorized by all Americans. I envision it as a rap, performed by a bunch of old white guys, dressed like the Blues Brothers, (can Karl Rove be John Belushi?) but I only have a limited imagination. Wait! Do you think that Biden himself could be the lead rapper?

Or maybe something calmer, like Diana Ross and The Supremes, no, strike that, The Four Tops instead, where Biden is in front, singing, and the others - John Bolton, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney - stand behind and dance.


Joe Biden speaks; we’ve marked his words

- Aggie

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How Did Israel Know That Syria Was Building A Nuclear Bomb?

They went to the site and collected soil samples

Maybe they could teach Europe how to grow a set.

An Israeli commando unit carried out a reconnaissance mission at an alleged Syrian nuclear reactor that was later destroyed by the Israel Air Force, the Swiss daily Neue Zuercher Zeitung reported Thursday.

The 12-man unit was dropped by two helicopters onto the site, according to the report, where they proceeded to take soil samples and photographs.

The clandestine operation reportedly took place in August 2007, about a month before the IAF strike on the al-Kabir reactor in the country’s eastern desert, said the article. The piece was written by Hans Ruehle, former chief of the planning staff of the German Defense Ministry.
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Ruehle also reported that a top-ranked Iranian defector told the United States that Iran was financing North Korean moves to make Syria into a nuclear weapons power, leading to the Israeli air strike.

The article goes into detail about an Iranian connection and fills in gaps about Israel’s September 6, 2007, raid that is said to have knocked out Syria’s reportedly nearly-completed reactor.

Ali Reza Asghari, a retired general in Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guards and a former deputy defense minister, changed sides in February 2007 and provided considerable information to the West on Iran’s own nuclear program, the paper reported.

The biggest surprise, however, was his assertion that Iran was financing a secret nuclear project of Syria and North Korea, he said. No one in the American intelligence scene had heard anything of it. And the Israelis who were immediately informed also were completely unaware.

Ruehle, who did not identify the sources of his information, publishes and comments on security and nuclear proliferation in different European newspapers and broadcasts and has held prominent roles in German and NATO institutions.

U.S. intelligence had detected North Korean ship deliveries of construction supplies to Syria that started in 2002, and American satellites spotted the construction as early as 2003, but regarded the work as nothing unusual, in part because the Syrians had banned radio and telephones from the site and handled communications solely by messengers - medieval but effective, Ruehle said.

“The analysis was conclusive that it was a North Korean-type reactor, a gas graphite model,” Ruehle said.

Other sources have suggested that the reactor might have been large enough to make about one nuclear weapon’s worth of plutonium a year.

Just before the Israeli commando raid, a North Korean ship was intercepted en route to Syria with nuclear fuel rods, underscoring the need for fast action, he said.

On the morning of September 6, 2007, seven Israeli F-15 fighter bombers reportedly took off to the north. They flew along the Mediterranean coast, brushed past Turkey and pressed on into Syria. Fifty kilometers (30 miles) from their target they fired 22 rockets at the three identified objects inside the Kibar complex, according to Ruehle.

“The Syrians were completely surprised. By the time their air defense systems were ready, the Israeli planes were well out of range. The mission was successful, the reactor destroyed,” Ruehle said.

“Israel estimates that Iran had paid North Korea between $1 billion and $2 billion for the project,” Ruehle said.

Let’s see… George W. Bush defined the Axis of Evil. I know, there really is no such thing as evil, only man-caused disasters, but let’s try to remember anyway. Who was in the Axis of Evil? Was it Iran, Syria and North Korea? The article indicates that nobody knew that North Korea, Syria and Iran were participating in building this weapon, but I don’t buy it.

- Aggie

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