Archive for Militants

Beware Zionist Grizzlies

November 3, 2009 at 2:17 pm · Filed under Militants, Terrorism

Great. As if Muslim terrorists didn’t have enough to worry about scanning the skies for Predator drones, now they have to keep an eye out for four-legged Crusaders:

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

Hey, I just gained a whole new respect for polar bears. If they hate (ate?) terrorists as much as their swarthier brothers, they’re okay by me.

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Militants Like To Blow Up Schools

January 27, 2009 at 7:43 pm · Filed under Militants, Aunt Agatha

You don’t have to be Hamas to get a real kick out of it

SWAT: Security forces continued to target militants’ position in different parts of restive Swat valley as two more schools were blown up here on Tuesday.

According to sources, security forces launched search operation after taking over Salnadah and Sangota areas.

Meanwhile, GT Road was closed for general traffic following an exchange of fire between security forces and militants in Balogram Qambar.

On the other hand, the militants blew up a boys’ primary school in Kozabani while another high school was destroyed in Kanju Dherai area.

Besides, a missile fell at Colony Market in Matta due to which 24 shops and four vehicles were slightly damaged.

Meanwhile, curfew, clamped in different parts of Kabbal, continued for the three consecutive days while indefinite curfew was imposed in Mangora.

Those Silly Militants.

- Aggie

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