Hey, Didja Hear About the New Middle East Peace Plan?
Hoo boy, this one’s got the works: bells, whistles, ribbons, bows, buckles, and even comes with optional spinning hubs.
Resist this brilliant, far-reaching proposal, I dare you!
The London daily Al-Hayat reports, citing an Egyptian diplomatic source, that during their trip to Washington on January 8, Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmad Abu Al-Gheit and Egyptian intelligence chief Omar Suleiman presented to U.S. President Barack Obama a plan for renewing negotiations, called “End Game.”
The plan includes the establishment of an independent Palestinian state in the 1967 borders, including eastern Jerusalem, with an option for territorial exchange, as well as international guarantees for the establishment of the Palestinian state, and a proposal for sources of authority for a permanent arrangement by the international community.
The source added if these principles are agreed on, an international peace conference will be held in Egypt in March or April, and to this end efforts will be made for the completion of the Palestinian reconciliation.
…’67 borders… east Jerusalem… Palestinian state… what no right of return for everyone one-eighth Palestinian and his goldfish?! This is an outrage! This is an insult! This is a Zionist plot to seize the internal organs of Palestinian children and make frilly little umbrella drinks out of their blood (my favorite being Mohammed Al-Durr-ade: one part lime juice, one part Campari, one part selzer, and one part O-negative Palestinian blood—preferably from a boy under the age of twelve).
They called it “End Game” because it was dead before the ink was dry. Not that George Mitchell didn’t drop his spoon into his lobster bisque and hop a 747 to Cairo for “consultations” the moment he heard about it.
How about we propose a peace plan for a change? Before we talk details of territory and “sources of authority for a permanent arrangement by the international community” (whatever the [bleep] that’s supposed to mean), let’s start with one teensy-weensy premise: stop hating.
[B]ased on recent experience, we’ve seen that in Lebanon we had an international guarantee – the United States [sic] Resolution – 1701 – an insurance policy signed by the entire international community and you know that that unfortunately has failed, in fact it’s failed miserably and Hizbollah is just pouring in weapons, more and more weapons to fire into Israel. And you know that we had also an understanding with other countries when we left Gaza about the Philadelphi corridor and I appreciate the efforts made by President Mubarak and the Egyptian government to stop it, but you can see that there is massive infiltration continuing all the time. We can’t afford to have that replicated a third time in the center part of the country that dominates our cities, dominates our population, and dominates our airfield.
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It is a peculiar notion that the Hamas that committed a double war crime of firing on civilians, our civilians, while hiding behind civilians, their civilians, is basically exonerated and the international community or parts of it is directing the fire against Israel which did what any country would do and that is try to pinpoint the rocketeers and try to stop them from firing on us. I think the battle against terror has been sorely hurt by the Goldstone Report and it’s also meant to, of course tie our hands so that we cannot take actions to defend ourselves.
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But we have another challenge, and that’s the challenge of peace. We want to move forward and in order to move forward we need immediately to negotiate peace. We said that on day one in the formation of the government. We have not been met by a similar position from the Palestinian side. What we’ve done in the nine months that we’ve been in office was one: to call immediately for peace talks, second: to remove hundreds of roadblocks, checkpoints, and other obstacles to move and as a result the Palestinian economy has soared to about 8% growth. We think that together we could get it to reach an even higher level. Third: I gave a speech at Bar-Ilan that formed a national consensus about the idea of peace, of a demilitarized Palestinian state that recognizes the Jewish state and fourth: we took an unprecedented step in the Cabinet to restrain the construction in the settlements for a ten month period. This is what we did.
During that time, what we’ve seen the Palestinian do is one: raise preconditions that didn’t exist for the sixteen years from the onset of the Oslo process. Two: incite their public and their people in their national media and by their official leadership in ways that are fully contrary to peace. Third: to promote the Goldstone agenda and these are all contrary to peace. These all lead to the other direction.
Israel has been trying to get the Palestinians to enter the negotiating tent; the Palestinians have climbed up a tree. They’re not in the tent, they’re not in the entrance to the tent, they’re climbing higher and higher in the tree and they like it up there. People bring ladders to them. We bring ladders to them. The higher the ladder, the higher they climb.
I’m tempted to say give them a rope and let them hang themselves, but that just reinforces my uncharitable misperception. Instead, I’ll just calmly and peacefully observe that all plans and proposals are a waste of garlicky breath if they don’t guarantee Israel’s security.
I’m quite sure that’s their point—peace is merely a Trojan horse meant to breach Israel’s perimeter—and, if so, they will never get anywhere. Which is also their point.