That’s Les Girls, Not Lay Girls
[Via 5′ o’ Fury]
No wonder they couldn’t find the damn WMDs. They were down their own pants the whole time!
A former chief United Nations weapons inspector in Iraq has been charged in Pennsylvania with engaging in online sexual exchanges with a minor.
The former inspector, Scott Ritter, was charged in November after the police said he exchanged messages last February with a police officer posing as a 15-year-old girl. The Pocono Record reported the arrest on Thursday.
In an affidavit of probable cause, Monroe County authorities said Officer Ryan Venneman was posing as 15-year-old girl named Emily in an online chat room when he was contacted by someone using the name “Delmarm4fun.” Mr. Ritter lives in Delmar, N.Y., an Albany suburb.
This person, whom the authorities identified as Mr. Ritter, told “Emily” that he was a 44-year-old man from Albany. Mr. Ritter asked the girl for a photograph of herself, and an image of a girl was provided, according to the affidavit. Mr. Ritter then sent the girl a link to his Web camera and masturbated on camera, the affidavit said. In the online exchanges, “Emily” twice wrote that she was 15.
The police said they traced the exchanges to Mr. Ritter through various means, including the cellphone number he provided.
Neither Mr. Ritter, 48, nor his lawyer, Todd Henry, responded to requests for comment. Mr. Ritter waived his right last month to a preliminary hearing and is free on $25,000 unsecured bail.
It is not the first time Mr. Ritter has been in trouble.
In 2001, he was caught in a similar Internet sex-sting operation when he was accused of trying to lure a 16-year-old girl to a Burger King in Menands, N.Y. The girl was actually an undercover investigator posing online as a minor.
Prosecutors later agreed to drop the charges in that case if Mr. Ritter stayed out of trouble for a period of time. The case was later sealed, so the terms of the deal have not been made public.
Ritter… Ritter… don’t I know that name? The guy from Three’s Company is dead (tragically). So, who is this guy?
Mr. Ritter was the chief weapons inspector for the United Nations Special Commission from 1991 to 1998, when he resigned. He has been an outspoken critic of American policy in the Middle East.
Oh, ri-i-i-ght. The guy who spent all his time bashing Bush (in more ways than one, evidently—did you think I could resist?).
Knowing how young and plentiful they marry over there, he was probably looking for brides, not bombs; cheesecake, not yellowcake.
But they were all a little pervy in the UN then (plus ça change). I mean, Hans Blix—how long before we find him asphyxiated in an auto-erotic pose with a satsuma up his heinie?
I pick next Thursday.

