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Michael Jackson Was More Stable

I like a good train wreck as much as the next person.

But Mark Stanford isn’t even a good train wreck:

I said what I had to say yesterday (“Dear Mark Sanford: Buy a one-way ticket to Argentina already and be gone.”)

The writing’s on the wall. What’s it going to take? Is he going to wait until one of the other women he “crossed the line with” comes forward to provide all the explicit details? How long long will he keep torturing his wife and kids?

With utmost respect to Michelle, torturing the wife and kids is not a problem for him, though “trying to fall in love” with her again may prove difficult to accomplish.

I’m trying to think of public meltdowns on par with this one. Michael Jackson lived this way every day of his life, so it’s hard to compare the two. Susan Boyle and Perez Hilton have had their episodes.

This isn’t comparable either, but any excuse to share this greatest managerial ejection in the history of baseball. (Make sure you watch at least to the 1:20 point, where he snake-crawls toward the mound and throws the rosin bag like a grenade toward the feet of the umpire.)

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Sanford and Wife

Just as Sarah Palin gave conservative cover to John McCain, Governor Juan Peron Sanford is bettered by his better half:

As her husband’s affair with an Argentine woman exploded onto the global stage and publicly humiliated her family, Jenny Sanford, 46, and their four sons sought refuge here at their large beachfront cottage on this lush island enclave outside Charleston.

In marked contrast to elsewhere across the state, where residents remain riveted by the scandal of Gov. Mark Sanford’s disappearing act and affair, Sullivan’s Island is the cocoon protecting Jenny and the boys as they strive for normalcy.

But it has also been the first lady’s war room, where she has given her wayward husband a public thrashing. In the process, she seems to have drawn a new path for the aggrieved spouse of a philandering politician, an episode that has become something of a ritual in American politics.

“Jenny is the hero in this story,” said Cyndi Mosteller, a longtime friend and a prominent Republican operative here. “She’s the hero to her children, and I think she’s the hero to this state. In the midst of this tragedy, she is standing strong to who she is and what she believes in. . . . I think Jenny has not had these types of ambitions, but I think every woman in South Carolina would vote for Jenny Sanford for governor right now.”

For Mark Sanford to move South Carolina past a sex scandal that gripped the nation and embarrassed his state last week, family friends here said, he may need help from his wife, who has long been his chief political strategist.

When her husband first ran for Congress in 1994, Jenny Sanford had a 15-month-old and a newborn to care for. She ran the campaign from the basement of the cottage, a role she continued to play in other campaigns.

“He would have never won either of his governor’s races without her — no way,” said Will Folks, Sanford’s spokesman from 2001 to 2005. “She ran the show. He pointed the direction he wanted to go, and she was the bulldozer that cleared the path and got him there.”

If Governor Sanford has fallen in love with Miss Buenos Aires, good luck to him. But his behavior as governor is indefensible. Disappearing for days at a time, using state funds to finance his international booty calls—people still resign for that sort of thing, don’t they?

Full disclosure: I lauded Governor Sanford in this post for turning down stimulus funds. If credit was instead due to Jenny, I hereby transfer it with apology and admiration.

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Can’t a Man Unwind?

Are you telling me that the British, the amoral and dissolute British, are in an uproar over this?

Leading British Cabinet minister Jacqui Smith’s political future is in doubt after her husband admitted to paying for adult movies with taxpayers’ money.

The home secretary’s husband, Richard Timney, has apologized for the “embarrassment” he caused his wife, while she has promised to repay the money spent, including the £10 ($14) charge for the two films, the British Press Association reported.

According to British media reports, Smith had not seen the videos and was “mortified” that they had “mistakenly” been paid for using her MP’s expense account.

But she wasn’t done:

BBC political correspondent, Gary O’Donoghue, said a source told him Ms Smith was “livid and shocked” when she found out about the films.

Mr O’Donoghue said he was told Ms Smith had given her husband a “real ear-bashing”.

Well, if you’re into that sort of thing…

But I’m not afraid to ask the question on everyone’s mind: what did he watch?

Analyze These? Ally McFeel? Ghost Lusters?

They’re not telling:

Purely in the interests of research, you understand, I visited the Television X website to check out the schedule.

In alphabetical order, it starts with ‘Anal Boutique’ and goes downhill from there. Suffice it to say, the line-up specialises in what we in the trade call ‘acts too disgusting to be described in a family newspaper’.

Prude.

It’s not like I haven’t tried to find out:

When Richard Timney switched on his television in the Home Secretary’s home in Redditch, Worcestershire, his choice of “adult” entertainment would have included films like Only Fools and Arses and Filthy British Sluts.

This is a Labor government: I’m guessing Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke

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An Obamabot Faces Reality, Sort Of

Too little, too late

But at least he’s figuring out a couple of things. First, there’s Obama’s problematical relationship with voter’s rights, and even more basic, the right to run for election in this country:

First, let’s examine how Obama took his first significant step on to the political scene when be became a state senator for Illinois in January 1996.

It was a rather remarkable contest, in that Obama was elected unopposed. And the reason for that was that he had found a way to have all the other candidates removed from the ballot, including the incumbent.
Obama under the glare of the spotlight: He has at times played a dirty game to get into politics

Obama under the glare of the spotlight: He has at times played a dirty game to get into politics

If you want to run for a U.S. state senate seat, you need the backing - ie, the signatures - of a minimum of 757 ordinary electors within your district.

Obama employed a special consultant, Ronald Davis, to look at each of the 1,600 signatures that the sitting senator, Alice Palmer, a member of his own party, had gathered. And Mr Davis found problems with so many that Palmer was dropped from the ballot, and for good measure he managed to have the other three candidates ditched as well.

According to a local newspaper, problems included ‘printing registered voters name [sic] instead of writing, a female voter got married after she registered to vote and signed her maiden name’.

It was a legal electoral tactic, but a little odd from the man who had run ‘Project Vote’ - a campaign to persuade the disenfranchised to vote for the first time. Yet here was Obama disenfranchising those same voters in another way, using the toughest of political tactics to deny them a choice at the election.

Asked about it later, he said: ‘If you can win, you should win, and get to work doing the people’s business.’

Oh, an then there’s the problem with Chicago Machine Politics, which, obviously, is a strength, not a problem:

The next telling aspect to the case against Obama is his attitude towards the corrupt politics of Cook County, the five-million-strong council area that includes Chicago.

Until recently, Cook County was run by John Stroger, the President of the Cook County Board of Commissioners. And he ran an extraordinary political machine, in which a full 50 per cent of all the campaign contributions he received came from either employees on the county payroll, or contractors doing work for the county.

A federal investigation found that jobs were handed out not on merit, but thanks to personal connections with the Stroger machine. If you were a ’soldier for Stroger’, you would get a job. And then, allegedly, you would in return contribute campaign funds to re- elect your political patron.
‘He was in a prime position to speak out against this appalling corruption. Instead, he did nothing’

‘He was in a prime position to speak out against this appalling corruption. Instead, he did nothing’

What’s that got to do with Obama? Well, as a local state senator and then as a U.S. senator for Illinois, he was in a prime position to speak out against this appalling corruption. Instead, he did nothing.

In fact, when a well-qualified liberal challenger, Forrest Claypool, stood against Stroger with support from both Democrats and Republicans, again Obama did nothing.

And when Stroger had a stroke, and his unqualified son, Todd Stroger, was nominated by the machine to replace him, again Obama did nothing.

Worse, he issued a statement saying that: ‘Todd Stroger is a good progressive Democrat who will bring those values and sensibilities to the job.’

Young Stroger won that election, and since his victory he has continued with his father’s patronage politics. For example, he gave his cousin, the county’s chief financial officer, a 12 per cent pay increase to $160,000 (£92,500), hired his best friend’s wife on $126,000 (£73,000), and appointed a childhood pal as his official spokesman.
…Obama said earlier this year: ‘I think I have done a good job in rising politically in this environment without becoming entangled in some of the traditional problems of Chicago politics.’ The evidence, unfortunately, suggests otherwise.

We move on to nepotism:

Freddoso’s case against Obama then moves on to his time in the U.S. Senate. Obama hasn’t been there long, but one of his much-trumpeted-achievements was the Federal Funding Accountability and Transparency Act, 2006.

This helped expose, and therefore limit, the system of ‘earmarking’, where legislators direct national funds to parochial local projects, often as part of dodgy deals to get their support for national legislation.

So it is doubly disappointing that in 2007, Senator Obama ‘earmarked’ $1 million for the University of Chicago medical centre. The vice-president of the centre is his own wife, Michelle Obama. Indeed, she had received a pay rise of $200,000 (£115,500) at the very same time that Obama first became a senator - and thus able to organise earmarks. Coincidence? Or something more sinister? Obama insists the former, but it certainly doesn’t look good.

Promises to accept federal funding for his campaign? Broken.

In 2007, he promised to ‘ aggressively pursue’ a deal with McCain, under which both candidates would opt for central funding rather than private donations. But then he realised how much money he could raise on his own - perhaps as much as half a billion dollars.

So he promptly dumped his commitment to state funding. He said the decision ‘wasn’t an easy one’ but that the system was ‘broken’. This is rubbish. It’s just that he has a better chance of beating McCain - who has accepted the $84 million state funding deal - if he can massively outspend him.

Like the time he had all his fellow candidates eliminated from the ballot in 1996, he wanted to win, more than he wanted to hang on to his principles.

Racist Preacher? Not a problem for Barry:

Next, the book has a look at Obama’s long-term relationship with the Church of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, who believes that the American government has been deliberately infecting black people with the HIV virus.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes: But Obama has switched his position when it benefited him

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes: But Obama has switched his position when it benefited him

Freddoso points out that the Church’s ‘vision statement’ says it is founded on the writings of Dr James Cone. Dr Cone argues, among other things, that ‘ Christianity and Whiteness’ are opposites.

Obama left Wright’s Church only earlier this year - when the Reverend accused him of ‘political posturing’. This is well-worn territory, of course. Obama’s critics never tire of criticising his links to Wright. But they are no less disturbing for that.

And we cover Tony Rezko. So disappointing for the young liberal who cut his teeth on dreams of the Messiah. I feel for him, sort of. But I sure wish he and his generation would wake the Obama up because it is getting late in the day.

- Aggie

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