Now that Massachusetts is the most racist state in the Union—its capital renamed Selma-on-Charles—I’m trying to come up with a slogan befitting our new status.
Something like, “Forget Larry Bird, We Love Robert Byrd” or “Birth of Red Sox Nation” or “If You Have Light Skin and an Optional Negro Dialect, We Still Won’t Vote for Your Sock Puppet”. Work in progress, obviously.
What’s that? You haven’t heard that the state that sends John Kerry, Barney Frank, (and others—exclusively Democrats—for decades) to Washington is now Bull Connorstan (better)?
I heard it on one of the “news” stations:
KEITH OLBERMANN: One last aspect, and this is not necessarily pretty. 1964, 1965 the greatest years of civil-rights change in this country since Emancipation and in the 1966 midterms the Republicans took 47 seats from the House from the Democrats, and most of those elections had clear racial undertones, man had overtones.
The Republicans and the Tea Partiers will tell you what happens with Scott Brown tonight whether he wins or comes close is a repudiation of Obama policies. And surely one of Obama’s policies from the viewpoint of his opponents is it’s OK to have this sea-change in American history–to have an African-American president. Is this vote to any degree just another euphemism, the way ’states rights’ was in the ’60s?
That’s right, we have a black (aka Negro) governor, an exclusively Democratic congressional delegation (as Olbermann spoke), an overwhelmingly Democratic state legislature (which just lost another Republican), we voted overwhelmingly for Oba—
Oh why bother?
We’re just guilty. Keith says we’re guilty, Chris Matthews says we’re guilty (”Boston? Boston?“), Janeane Garofalo says we’re guilty—we might as well own it. Gays took a derogatory epithet and came up with the advocacy group Queer Nation; a black music group looking to make a name for themselves (literally) called themselves Ni**az With Attitude (”A Bitch is a Bitch” is my favorite, followed closely by “She Swallowed It”).
So why can’t we be “Bigots With Big-Uns” or “Tea Pah-ty Pah-tisans”?
The Left circles its wagons (to employ a racist, genocidal metaphor) into ever smaller rings. The Massachusetts electorate, surely one of the most leftist in the country, is dead to them—even the left-most of the Massachusetts electorate feels this way!
We can’t merely disagree—we must be evil. We’re not moderate or independent, we’re the Klan.
And all the while, nobody mentions Harry Reid or Bill Clinton or Robert Byrd.
But you know what really made Keith Olbermann furious, what caused him to foam and sputter more than his usual sudsy self?

HOWARD FINEMAN: If you look at polling, all the new polls including the NBC poll and the CBS poll, Barack Obama is overwhelmingly liked personally by the American people. I think for most of the American people race is no respect a part of the equation. Maybe not in Massachusetts but maybe in some places there are codes, there are images, there are pick-up trucks. You can say there’s a racial aspect –
OLBERMANN: O-o-o-f. What were the Scott Brown ads, though? Every one of the Scott Brown ads had him in a pick-up truck.
That’s it! That’s our name: Pick-Uppity Red Necks! Thanks Keith.
French Leftists resorted to the guillotine to deal with their ideological opponents (even ideological supporters); Russian Lefties just shot (and starved) ‘em. The American Left puts them on MSNBC. It’s enough to make your blood run cold.
PS: What will Keith say when, as I’ve heard reported, Scott auctions his truck and donates the proceeds to Haitian relief? And that Scott’s daughter, Ayla, is donating proceeds from her CD sales to the Bush/Clinton Haitian relief fund? But there I go again, engaging a paranoid schizophrenic in discourse.