Foxy Fascists
We don’t get to see fascists often enough, I say. How will we know them when we see them if we don’t see them?
So let’s have a look:

Michelle Bachmann
Ooh, scary. Can we handle another?
Fascists, you challenge? Okay, fine, maybe not fascists.
Clad in red and armed with Grinch dolls, grim reaper scarecrows, posters and their loud voices, several thousand tea party protesters rallied near the Capitol Tuesday to send a single message: “Kill the Bill.”
The crowd’s message and energy was only intensified by the encouragement of some of the nation’s best known conservatives, including Sens. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.), Tom Coburn (R-Okla.), Richard Burr (R-N.C.), Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.), former House Majority Leader Dick Armey (R-Texas) and radio personality Laura Ingraham.
“I’ve never seen so many attractive domestic terrorists in all my life!” Armey yelled at the adoring crowd. “It’s so nice to be here again together, isn’t it?…You mean you actually came to town on your own terms? To say what you wanted to say? And to be heard? Sounds pretty much like terrorists to me.”
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“You came before, you came again, I guess they must be deaf. They can’t hear you!” Bachmann screamed over the cheers. “We’re not leaving until you understand that no means no. What part of no don’t you people understand?”
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“Maybe they need a course in remedial reading to find out what’s in our Constitution,” Bachmann said, suggesting the tea party movement could teach them.
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“To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt,” Burr said over boos FDR’s name evoked, “The only thing we have to fear is… Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.”
I heard a few minutes of Laura Ingraham’s radio show in the car this morning. A caller who had attended the rally told the story of chartering a bus to go. She canvassed the passengers to raise money to tip the driver and came up with a nice little envelope stuffed with cash. When she presented it to the driver, however, he refused it, saying he was happy to have the job and honored to be involved in the cause. Buy some more signs, he said. The protesters talked among themselves and decided to donate the money to the Fisher House at Walter Reed.
There are your fascists, your terrorists. Be afraid, be very afraid. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.


