If they outlaw yogurt, only outlaws will have yogurt:
Nineteen school children in central China were hospitalized this week after consuming yogurt laced with poison, China’s state run news agency Xinhua reported.
Among the sick children, three were in serious condition, the agency reported. But none of the victims suffered life threatening injuries, the agency reported.
The incident occurred Wednesday at a school in Hunan province, the news agency reported. A 34-year old woman has been detained and accused of placing rat poison and herbicide in the yogurt, Xinhua reported.
A lesser woman would have just picked up a gun and mowed ‘em down. This is why China is making a sap of the rest of the world. Rat poison, herbicide, yogurt: it’s called snack.