Hey, we all mix up our rights and lefts. Ups and downs are a little harder to explain, but maybe his lemonade sat out in the sun a little too long:
Speak up, Harry, he can’t hear you over all those flames!
“Ted Kennedy, I’m sure, is going to wait until next Friday, he’s going to smile at all of us,” Reid said, looking up to the sky, “because this is a remarkably good piece of work, something he tried to do for a long time.”
And that’s not a smile, Harry, but gas.
Though He’d certainly smile—or at least leer—at Tara Reid: