Oh, the State of the Union speech was last night? Are you sure?
Darn, I would have watched if I had known. Instead I was glued to the highlights of last year’s Waste Management Open on the Golf Channel (Phil Mickelson just owns the flop shot).
So how are we doing? What is our state? Aggie and I have out opinions, but we’re just a couple of crabby New Englanders.
Come to think of it, maybe I did see a second or two of the speech while flipping between golf and the Fondue Channel. But with all those mindless stares from the members of Congress while listening to the pointless drivel from the commander in chief, I thought it was a remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Just kidding, ha-ha. I could use my time better being dead than watching a second of the SOTU. I’d certainly prefer it.