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On CNN, Kathy Griffin kisses Anderson Cooper’s crotch

It’s unprecedented! What will we do next? Why bother with clothing?

Roughly eleven minutes into the program which began at 10 PM, Cooper commented about how on Twitter folks were suggesting that there should be a game that whenever he giggles nervously during the show, contestants have to take a drink.

Then, completely out of the blue, Griffin said, “I’m going to tickle your sack. You can say sack. That’s not bad.”

An obviously nervous Cooper responded, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I have no sack of gifts here.”

Griffin then suggested the camera pan lower so the audience can see her “naughty gestures.”

When Cooper continued to try and clean it up by again referring to a sack of Christmas presents, Griffin asked, “You’re calling your privates your Christmas presents?”

When Cooper said, “No,” Griffin replied, “That’s typical hot guy. ‘Let’s open up the Christmas presents.’”

But Griffin wasn’t finished with her lewd behavior.

Shortly after midnight, Cooper showed viewers how they celebrate New Year’s Eve in Eastport, Maine.

National correspondent Gary Tuchman reported live that there’s a custom in the town to kiss a statue of an eight-foot sardine that they drop from the museum at the stroke of midnight. People were then shown kissing the sardine.

As Tuchman finished his report, Griffin in the left split-screen bent down and kissed Cooper’s crotch.

As she continued to try to kiss it, Cooper asked her, “Did you drop something?”

“No, I was kissing your sardine,” Griffin replied.

“Thank you. I got it,” giggled Cooper.

“I can do it again,” Griffin said kneeling. “I can do this all night long.”

“No, sweetie,” said Cooper lifting her back on her feet.

“I’m going on Letterman in two nights, and he wants a moment,” argued Griffin as she went down again.

“I’m going down,” she said. “You know you want to.”

“Believe me, I really don’t,” said Cooper as he once again pulled her upright.

“It’s after midnight,” protested Griffin.

“I never have,” argued Cooper.

“No one’s even going to, what’s the big deal?” responded Griffin as she went down again.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Cooper said pulling her up as he handed it off to Brooke Baldwin in New Orleans.

Beautiful.

- Aggie

4 Comments »

  1. Buck O'Fama said,

    January 1, 2013 @ 3:53 pm

    It’s time for CNN to fold up shop and follow Newsweek into history. It’s obvious they have come to the point where they have nothing of value to say.

  2. Lime Lite said,

    January 1, 2013 @ 7:59 pm

    If Kathy Griffin is the best CNN can do, then goodbye and good riddance!

  3. mrzee said,

    January 1, 2013 @ 10:18 pm

    Is Clinton’s News Network?

  4. mrzee said,

    January 1, 2013 @ 10:19 pm

    What I meant was is CNN….

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