Dishonor Among Skeeves

We may have just begun our winter, but in Araby, spring spreads uninhibited.

Now it’s Ham’ass’ turn:

Hamas is preparing to duplicate its 2007 civil war in Gaza and has instructed terror cells in Judea and Samaria to get ready for a military coup to oust Ramallah-based Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas, according to a London Sunday Times based on Israeli intelligence sources.

The orders reportedly came from Hamas’ supreme leader Khaled Mashaal, who recently visited Gaza to celebrate what the terrorist organization claimed was a victory over Israel in last month’s missile war.

Citing unnamed officials in the Israel Security Agency (Shin Bet), the London newspaper said that Iran is behind the plan for a coup. According to the Sunday Times, Iran wants to have an allied militia in Judea and Samaria, parallel to Hamas in Gaza and Hizbullah in Lebanon.

Tawfik Tirawi, a former PA intelligence director and now a senior member of Abbas’ Fatah party, told the newspaper, “Hamas wants intifada and will take over the West Bank.

“We’re on the verge of catastrophe,” he said.

Another nakba (catastrophe)? They’re still trying to recover from the first one!

Maybe Abbas can get a seat on the chopper warming up on the pad in Damascus to liberate Assad. But don’t try anything an Mrs. Assad, you randy old goat! She’s way out of your league.

As evil as Ham’ass is, I wouldn’t miss Abbas. He’s just another Arafat in a suit.

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