Hey, who put Lindsay Lohan’s mug shot in there? Not funny!
Here is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year:
Is it just me, or is Easter Island missing one of its statues?
And is the halo government issue or the president’s private property? (He had a halo in his younger days, but only as the result of the controlled burning of cannabis.)
When the nominations were announced, we threw our support behind the First Lady of Abortifacients, the Countess of Contraception, Sandra Fluke. Just as in 2008, however, Obama butted in to take the prize away from a deserving woman. Plus ça change…
Congratulations, I guess, Mr. President.