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I’m thinking of opening up a line of clothing stores for big and tall men and their young sons. I want to call it Fat Man and Little Boy after the two a-bombs we dropped on Japan in the Big One.

Too crude and insensitive?

Still think so?

A new perfume created in Gaza will bear the name of a missile designed by Hamas and fired in the direction of Jerusalem and Tel Aviv during Operation Pillar of Defense in November, a local newspaper reported on Thursday.

Shadi Adwan, the owner of a local cosmetics company, decided to name a new scent M-75, to “honor the victory of the Palestinian people and the resistance during the eight-day war,” he told Islamist daily Al-Resalah.

The M-75 missile is manufactured in Gaza by Hamas’s Izz A-Din Al-Qassam Brigades, and Hamas claims it possesses a range of 75 kilometers (46 miles).

“The fragrance is pleasant and attractive, like the missiles of the Palestinian resistance, and especially the M-75.”

Hey, I’ve got the perfect marketing campaign!

Dalal, what is that pleasant and attractive fragrance you’re wearing? Dalal…? Dalal…? A woman never tells…

According to the report, the perfume comes in masculine and feminine scents and costs double the price of other perfumes due to special ingredients it contains, “worthy of the victory in the Gaza Strip.”

Great! Then someone splash a vial on this guy:

Khaled, get up! That’s not the perfume we’re looking for!

Khaled Meshaal, Hamas’s exiled leader, kissed the soil of Gaza as he stepped on to the Palestinian land for the first time in 45 years for a “victory rally”.

Accompanied by his deputy, Mussa Abu Marzuk, and other senior officials, Meshaal drove through the crossing and then got out and kissed the ground before embracing Gaza’s Hamas prime minister Ismail Haniya.

“I hope God will make me a martyr on the land of Palestine in Gaza,” Mr Meshaal said.

Where were you three weeks ago, chump? You just missed your chance. I think I’ll put the Make-a-Wish Foundation in touch with the Israeli Air Force.

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