The Doctor Will Shaft You Now

But it’s not his or her fault:

[D]on’t get me wrong, Obamacare is awful. Forget all the “free stuff” it provides. Children covered on their parents’ plan until 26 years of age? A scam, making young adults — excuse me, children — pay for complete, comprehensive health insurance when all they need and should pay for is major catastrophe insurance. Then there is the “annual ” or “preventative” exam, which according to Obamacare is “free.”

You gotta love this stuff. I wish I had the chutzpah of the people who wrote Obamacare. What they did not tell you, and I am, is that it covers absolutely nothing more than the bare minimum.

I have now posted a notice in my office and each exam room stating exactly what Obamacare will cover for those yearly visits. Remember Obama promised this as a free exam — no co-pay, no deductible, no charge. That’s fine and dandy if you are healthy and have no complaints. However, we are obligated by law to code specifically for the reason of the visit. An annual exam is one specific code; you can not mix this with another code, say, for rectal bleeding. This annual visit covers the exam and “discussion about the status of previously diagnosed stable conditions.” That’s the exact wording under that code — insurance will not cover any new ailment under that code.

If you are here for that annual exam, you will not be covered if you want to discuss any new ailment or unstable condition. I cannot bait and switch to another code — that’s illegal. We, the physicians, are audited all the time and can lose our license for insurance fraud.

You, the patient, will then have to make a decision.

Do you want your “free” yearly exam, or do you want to pay for a visit which is coded for a particular, new problem? You can have my “free” exam if you only discuss what Obamacare wants me to discuss.

Well, what do you want for “free”? Treatment? Medicine? A cure? You get what you pay for—and what you vote for. Obamacare is the law of the land, and probably will be forevermore.

God help us:

I can hear the complaints from you guys already — I become the bad guy. “Why don’t you just take care of the problem, and not bill out any different code? You’re a rich doctor, and we are entitled to free stuff.”

It doesn’t work that way. First, doctors are not rich and, like most of you, actually work terribly hard for a living. Second, Obamacare is the law — and as I said earlier, we are audited all the time now.

Also — I don’t ask for free gas when I go to the gas station, or ask for free food from the supermarket. Additionally, Obamacare has a 23% cut in Medicare reimbursement to doctors and hospitals.

These lower payments won’t cover the cost of staying in practice to take care of the patient.

Some people ignored Nancy Pelosi’s advice and read the bill before it was passed. They told us all about this. We knew.

But we didn’t know the half of it:

On top of all of that, doctors will be obligated — that’s right, obligated — to talk to you about things you may have no interest or need to talk about.

You may just want to have a pap smear or check your cholesterol. However, I am now mandated by the government to talk to you about your weight, exercise, family life, smoking, sexual abuse(!), and even to ask if you wear seat belts. And I am mandated to record your answers.

I am a physician. But I need to tell you to wear a seat belt and then record your answer.

Where’s the harm, right? Seat belts protect us, smoking is harmful, sexual abuse wrong. Why shouldn’t government intrude into the examination room? Heck, they should inquire about soda intake, gas mileage, and hours spent watching Fox News—all of which are deleterious to the body and the body politic. What good is socialized medicine if we don’t co-opt its providers? From the AMA to the KGB.

We asked for this by reelecting Obama, and we’re going to get it—good and hard.

1 Comment »

  1. Buck O'Fama said,

    November 25, 2012 @ 6:52 pm

    And I read the other day that Obamacare may cost at least 800k jobs, not to mention the ones that simply WON’T be created because businesses don’t want to go over the 50-employee limit. Not to mention that all the people who thought they were gonna get “free” healthcare that will suddenly realize they have to buy it with money out of their own pocket – yes, there will be a subsidy for most but there will still be out of pocket expense, which will be coming at a time when their wages are getting squeezed thanks to the other wonderful stuff Obama has wrought.

    I don’t think people realize yet how f**ked they are going to be. Just a hunch, but I don’t think there are gonna be a lot of people running thru the streets praising Barack Obama when 2014 rolls around.

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