Go to Your Mother’s Basement, Young Man

As the late bard, Whitney Houston, used to sing: “I believe that children are our future.”

Ergo, we’re [bleeped]:

Today’s youth, both here and abroad, have been screwed by their parents’ fiscal profligacy and economic mismanagement. Neil Howe, a leading generational theorist, cites the “greed, shortsightedness, and blind partisanship” of the boomers, of whom he is one, for having “brought the global economy to its knees.”

How has this generation been screwed? Let’s count the ways, starting with the economy. No generation has suffered more from the Great Recession than the young. Median net worth of people under 35, according to the U.S. Census, fell 37 percent between 2005 and 2010; those over 65 took only a 13 percent hit.

The wealth gap today between younger and older Americans now stands as the widest on record. The median net worth of households headed by someone 65 or older is $170,494, 42 percent higher than in 1984, while the median net worth for younger-age households is $3,662, down 68 percent from a quarter century ago, according to an analysis by the Pew Research Center.

The older generation, notes Pew, were “the beneficiaries of good timing” in everything from a strong economy to a long rise in housing prices. In contrast, quick prospects for improvement are dismal for the younger generation.

Actually, it’s another late bard, Philip Larkin, who put it even better:

They [bleep] you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

If you detect just a wee bit of schadenfreude in my tone, you wrong me, and I’m hurt.

It’s a whole lot of schadenfreude I feel. They voted for Obama, these young gits, and they deserve to feel the consequences of their gullability. Of course, so did most of their parents. Ha-ha, I guess we really did [bleep] you up! Hahahahaha!!!!!

Overall the young suffer stubbornly high unemployment rates—and an even higher incidence of underemployment. The unemployment rate for people between 18 and 29 is 12 percent in the U.S., nearly 50 percent above the national average. That’s a far cry from the fearsome 50 percent rate seen in Spain or Greece, or the 35 percent in Italy and 22 percent in France and the U.K., but well above the 8 percent rate in Germany.

The screwed generation also enters adulthood loaded down by a mountain of boomer- and senior-incurred debt—debt that spirals ever more out of control. The public debt constitutes a toxic legacy handed over to offspring who will have to pay it off in at least three ways: through higher taxes, less infrastructure and social spending, and, fatefully, the prospect of painfully slow growth for the foreseeable future.

In the United States, the boomers’ bill has risen to about $50,000 a person. In Japan, the red ink for the next generation comes in at more than $95,000 a person. One nasty solution to pay for this growing debt is to tax workers and consumers. Both Germany and Japan, which appears about to double its VAT rate, have been exploring new taxes to pay for the pensions of the boomers.

The huge public-employee pensions now driving many states and cities—most recently Stockton, Calif.—toward the netherworld of bankruptcy represent an extreme case of intergenerational transfer from young to old. It’s a thoroughly rigged boomer game, providing guaranteed generous benefits to older public workers while handing the financial upper echelon a “Wall Street boondoggle” (to quote analyst Walter Russell Mead).

You get the picture. I suppose I really should feel sorry for the so-called millennials. Not only did we leave them with a big, steaming pile of horse[bleep] for an economy, we taught them how special they were and every one of them is a winner.

Not! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Sorry… really most unbecoming. I should have more sympathy. I’ll make a note of that.

When you look a the circumstances, it’s really not at all their fault. Boomers rigged the system, building in exorbitant retirement benefits while the building-in was good, and then instructing the next generation that retirement at 55 with health insurance and a lavish pension was the new normal. By the time the millennials’ eyes had cleared up from the dope they smoked throughout their 20s (another legacy from the boomers), their future was already swiped from under their snotty noses.

Poor millennials. Maybe Shephard Fairey can create a new poster for them. This is as good as any:

PS: As a preemptive strike, I acknowledge the author doesn’t mention Obama by name. He doesn’t have to. His Oneness is all over this story.

1 Comment »

  1. Bloodthirsty Liberal said,

    July 18, 2012 @ 5:13 pm

    A. Love the poster, BTL! Can I have one?
    B. I wonder if this crop of young adults will ever understand what they have lost?

    - Aggie

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