Now That We’ve Started…

Good, I’d like to add a few categories to the list myself:

A majority of [British] doctors support measures to deny treatment to smokers and the obese, according to a survey that has sparked a row over the NHS’s growing use of “lifestyle rationing”.

Some 54% of doctors who took part said the NHS should have the right to withhold non-emergency treatment from patients who do not lose weight or stop smoking. Some medics believe unhealthy behaviour can make procedures less likely to work, and that the service is not obliged to devote scarce resources to them.

However, senior doctors and patient groups have voiced alarm at what they call “blackmailing” of the sick, and denial of their human rights.

Ever the voice of reason, may I offer a compromise? Instead of allowing no denial of service, or only a limited, narrowly selected group, why not broaden it? If enough people are deemed to be a waste of resources, then the burden of premature death is spread fairly and evenly. Call it the “individual death-date”.

I’ve already selected my category: fanatic exercisers, whose obsession with heart rate and lung capacity leads to expensive knee and hip replacements and a host of other physical complaints. Tell them to take it easy, or they can just hobble home from the ER, discharged without being seen. It’s not just your ailments I can’t stand; it’s your sanctimony. Good bye!

But I’m sure my wacko environmentalist friends would add global warming skeptics to the queue. We’ve already been likened to Holocaust deniers; why waste even a penny on us? I would also add so the SOL-roster the cast of Jersey Shore, Lindsay Lohan, King Shabazz Shamir, and anyone who says “I” when they mean “me”. It’s an eclectic list, but you can make your own.

Who am I kidding? If the Supreme Court doesn’t shut this racket down, we’ll all be on someone’s list. I’ll flip you for the red pills, Aggie. Loser takes blue.

6 Comments »

  1. Carol said,

    April 30, 2012 @ 9:09 am

    Can I play too? How about sanctimonious lefties who never ever think past the ends of their tiny little holier-than-thou noses? If we get rid of them, we can dismantle the entire structure of the overweening state and problem solved.

  2. judi said,

    April 30, 2012 @ 9:48 am

    Wow, it’s almost like the government can control everything you do with socialized medicine. I wonder if they know that?

  3. Bloodthirsty Liberal said,

    April 30, 2012 @ 11:32 am

    Yes, Judi, that’s the point. ;)

    - Aggie

  4. judi said,

    April 30, 2012 @ 12:13 pm

    Thanks Aggie. By the way, since you don’t know how I sound, just insert a sarcastic tone and you’ll have it. Quiet and snarky. Think Finnish and French. An arrogant introvert. That’s why I love it here in BloodthirsyLand. Oh yeah, bad grammar, which you already know.

  5. Bloodthirsty Liberal said,

    April 30, 2012 @ 5:37 pm

    “Arrogant introvert”, huh? Who you callin’ introverted? ;)

  6. judi said,

    April 30, 2012 @ 6:08 pm

    Me, because I only say what I think on blogs.

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